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your boos mean nothing to me – I’ve seen what makes you cheer

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@sadjazzwxtch You look like you could kick a Mack truck in half. ChunLI style

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@seanjetravers Me waiting for cubicle so I can wee in private.

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@levy_sir When did Rodney Mullen transform into a dog?

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@Kevin77199503 @rahhead01 The worst that could happen she shits alot (I have a funny story)

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@Kevin77199503 @rahhead01 It's the weekend, I mean give a go?

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@BerisfordRon First black guy to admitting to the father.

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@Hellie1982 Still hit that. You're cool babe.

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@BerisfordRon An eight track? That might be worth a bit.

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@Hellie1982 Our border control is quite shit, apparently. You could swim up with a knife in your mouth and nobody would notice, but I'd hug you when you made it.x

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@Hellie1982 It looks awfully same to my work. If you ever confuse the 2 , give me a hug.

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@BerisfordRon They taste of nothing. Nothing i literally a solid concept now.

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@UtkuP30209 @AAkary1978 Undustest air con.

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https://t.co/xWv8sBKzT2

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@Hellie1982 You in a building site in fuckin Glasgow?

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@celtic_jaime His car is faster than mine. Apparently going "broom, broom" like a reving engine doesn't cut it anymore. He just threw his.

Cunt.

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@celtic_jaime If you push the picture down a bit, you can see me and my nephew having a drag race.

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@ritasr_om You look like that. Can't be that bored.

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@gothannabelle Sunset Riders or Neo Golf?

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Can't park there, mate.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Officer: "Help me, ive crashed"😳

me: "I dont think you have, mate..."🥴

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@Normal_Andy After a murder week at work with D365, Microsoft are on hiatus. Sega should start doing business software.