meow

changing the world one tweet at a time

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if harry fixed that damn awful haircut, everything would be fine

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the obsession with ranch has got to stop

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i wish there was a letterboxd for books and music

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can you imagine if any female artist just got up there and played their music videos on a laptop? they’d be destroyed 😭 #bieberchella

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is justin just not allowed to perform any songs he wrote while he was with selena lol

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not even an avid sombr listener, but damn he’s eating DOWN

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where are the men who look like tom selleck hiding? please and thank you.

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i fucking love making grocery lists

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i need someone to make austin butler dress as napoleon dynamite for halloween and force him to do the dance

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being able to buy baskin robbin’s cotton candy ice cream at the grocery store >>

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i don’t trust any mukbanger or food reviewer, UNLESS i see them swallow the food

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everyone says their life sucks after study abroad, but i’m lowkey relieved to be home 🥸

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i’ll take the trad wife lifestyle now if it means no work or school

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#NewProfilePic to represent my current state of mind

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study abroad friends dubbed a new term after my blackout - “let’s get KATTED”

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i need hans zimmer’s “kiss the ring” imprinted into my soul and body

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spanish medicine gave me the nightmare, oh my god

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just had a holy experience listening to interstellar in the sistine chapel

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met paul mescal doppelgänger in italy, then lost him 😭😭😭

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when the US is hating on my longtime shayla dalton kincaid and i can’t defend him from spain 😔