🏆murage.

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25/26 Premier League Champions
Looking for my next adventure

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

Vybz Kartel - You and Him deh

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

What’s your favorite Vybz Cartel song.

Mine- Coloring This Life🎶

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[ellis @sum1saiditinnit]

“yeah im just going out to the pub w a couple mates, see u later tonight”

my dad:

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Moko mattress owners watching Dr Mattress Twitter having a conversation but they can’t relate cos they always wake up tired since they sleep on cardboards

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

@alex65971512 Drugs

[98Patrobas🇰🇪 @98_patrobas]

Mi nimechoka na discussion ya one Kenyan sound. Si mskize muziki na msonge na life. Tutaongea kuhusu one sound mpaka lini? Wacha maproducer na wasanii wafanye vile wanadai. After all wao ndio the people who have control on this whole thing.

[Hildah Watiri @hildah_watiri]

Aki guys, please don’t let my EP flop😭 I worked so hard on it. I could use a little encouragement today, please go stream it and share😭🥹I’ll really appreciate it😭😭

https://t.co/tFCvWzs9S5

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

@tiny_charoh ykb

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

Jersey ya DR Congo ntatoa wapi

[Certified Ruto Hater @arapfy]

Satafrika receives a red card and are down to 10 men vs Mexico

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Harambee Stars itabidi wapige tizi vizuri ju Amapiano FC wakitupiga next year pale Talanta stadium sijui tutajificha wapi.

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

First World Cup hate watch was a success! #VivaMéxico

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

“We’ll prove the world wrong 🇿🇦” are 2-0 and a man down 🤣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

How UDA women have been campaigning.. Mammitto atakuja kuniua 😂😂😂😂😂

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

Damn it, NTSA walihire baddies lini

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ukiwa reliable unakumbukangwa tu siku za crisis.

nobody chills tu and thinks of you any other time

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

Ati a battery from where?

[Sheshe @OmbeniSheshe]

So my kadudu’s start stop 🛑 doesn’t work & the mech says I have to buy a new battery that costs 30k, this is after I have already just bought another battery at Naivas for 10k 😢
The mech says the battery I bought isn’t compatible for the diesel

[🏆murage. @murag_uri]

@mukshi_de Dawa inapenya ata 10 years later