Murari J.

An ordinary, tax-paying citizen 📊 🗣️ Bold in truth. Calm in faith. 🇮🇳 Born in Mithila, bound to Bharat.

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@JaipurDialogues Piglets

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@Meesho_Official Charged twice ₹1,731 on 27 Apr via net banking. 1st payment failed but debited, 2nd successful & order placed. No refund yet. Pls resolve.

@jagograhakjago @consaff

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

USD (+1) ➡️ INR (+91)
Exchange rate: “I got inspired by ISD codes” 😄
Coincidence or global finance trolling us?

#MoneyTalks #FinanceMemes #INRvsUSD #EconomicsHumour #CAHumour @CAclubindia

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

No RSS. No BJP. No Babri. No Ram Mandir debate.
Still, innocents were killed.
So let’s stop calling it “provocation” and call it what it is: crime.

#TerrorAttack

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@Sportskeeda @GautamGambhir kitna gali khaye ga re C

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

सरकार कहती है बिहार बदल गया…
हाँ, बस इत��ा कि अब युवा सीधे बाथरूम के दरवाज़े पर बैठकर मुंबई–दिल्ली–गुजरात जाते हैं।
ये है नया ‘विकास मॉडल’?

#NDA4Bihar #NDA #biharelection2025

[Siddharth Anand @justSidAnand]

K I N G

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

म्हारी छोरियां छोरो से कम कहाँ! आज भारत की बेटिय��ं ने लिख दिया नया ��तिहास! 🏆🇮🇳 #CWC25 #WomensWorldCup2025

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@ArunKoslii टिकट मिलने से पहले खड़ा होना पड़ता है… जो अब लालू का ‘खड़ा’ नहीं होता!” 😂😂

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

यूक्रेन से लेकर इज़राइल तक बारूद बरसा, आसमान अब भी नीला है।
पर हमारे यहाँ दीवाली पर चार फुलझड़ियाँ क्या जलें — पर्यावरण प्रेमी ऐसे जागते हैं जैसे बरसात में मेढक! 🐸✨

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

“नेता जी के बच्चे विदेश में,
और दूसरों के बच्चे जुलूस में!”

“पढ़ाई करो दोस्तों,
नेता के भाषण से पेट नहीं भरता…”

— #व्यंग्य #सच्चाई #सोचो #BiharElection # जागोयुवा

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

#NewProfilePic

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@FloMattress Your service is pathetic. Delivery failed because of your error, and still no refund or solution after multiple follow-ups. If not resolved immediately, I’ll escalate to consumer forums. #CustomerServiceFail #FloMattress

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

🚨 Complaint Regarding Illegal Online Betting 🚨

An illegal cricket betting website and mobile number is being misused. Kindly take strict action against it.

📌 Fraud Number: 8700146273
📌 Location: Mumbai

Requesting @Cyberdost @MahaCyber1 @MumbaiPolice @DelhiPolice @HMOIndia

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

Saiyaara’s promotion is so wild right now — whether you scroll on Instagram or just breathe… all you see is Saiyaara! 😂🔥
Seriously, it feels like even Instagram’s algorithm is on YRF’s payroll!”
#Saiyaara #YRF

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

🧑‍💻 “Zindagi ab formula se chalti hai
📊 Weekdays = Excel Work
🧽 Weekends = Surf Excel Work!”

@msexcel @HUL_News

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

Accountant’s GST Love Story – A Tax Tale with Emotions 😄

Pehli mulaqat – GSTR 1
Doosri mulaqat – IMS
Inward feelings – GSTR 2A
Pyaar ka izhaar – GSTR 3B
Shaadi – GSTR 9
Talaaq – GSTR 9C mismatch 💔

In the world of compliance, even love has reconciliation issues!

@CAclubindia

[ICC @ICC]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 🏆🇿🇦

South Africa take home the 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐞 👏

#WTC25 #SAvAUS

[Murari J. @murarimaithil]

@SupriyaShrinate वाह दीदी! कुछ शर्म नाम की चीज़ है भी या नहीं? क्या मुल्ला ने काट लिया है?😂