mary b

🙈I teach 🙉I write 🙊I doggo

[e taylor @erinisaway]

it’s so funny to become fascinated w the body at 27, like how do I make friends who like to talk about the spine

[mary b @murbysell]

I wrote a 4 page teaching philosophy on a Saturday morning (in the bath)((there were bubbles))

[mary b @murbysell]

@JasonAChristian this is incredible 🤣

[mary b @murbysell]

so thrilled it isn’t just me 😭

[mary b @murbysell]

what do we think fam?? is it a case of the cheats?

[mary b @murbysell]

My dog is on 2 different pain pills and has been in the best mood I’ve seen her in in YEARS lately 😂

like, she’s got a little more pep in her prance, if you will

[mary b @murbysell]

Pray for Peanut Butter

[mary b @murbysell]

Peanut Butter the Bunny is wondering if coming to fourth grade today was the best idea 🤣

[mary b @murbysell]

Apparently this is the best bread in the world and they ship nationally

https://t.co/NY9RYq2ZIQ

[mary b @murbysell]

wuzzup

[mary b @murbysell]

@DawndDoodle It’s SO good! Read it in grad school during a mental breakdown

[goov @guavault]

what’s the difference between a heroes journey and a villain’s journey

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

we need to make soft pretzels and baked potatoes more accessible. i should be able to find and have one at any given time

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

I’m 36 and still don’t know if I should use heat or AC when my windshield fogs up

[Anaïs Nin @anaisninlovebot]

There is sadness for the dying selves that must be killed for the sake of the new ones.

[sam @smnthfn]

who is going to make tiny desk for poets happen

[Becca Yenser @beccayenser]

How do you find a literary agent? Wrong answers only.