Professor of Frog Ethics

I am the pigeon overlord

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

@NewestOlympian your Class idea already exists! It's called How To Adult, and it's really good.

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

@rhettmc

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

My sister @kathleenjoy79 and I made a #fartmas tree! #p4a2018

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #p4a2022 late night belly pets

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #p4a2022 sleepy

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#doggoclock #p4a2022 Danny dog and his backpack rat

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

@CakesByChoppA @hankgreen @proj4awesome he haunts my dreams...

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #P4A2022 i am hide

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #P4A2022 Kal likes to fall asleep holding hands

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #p4a2022 our neighbourhood cat Tobias

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

#kittytime #p4a2022 i am vengeance, i am the night

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

@dearhankandjohn just gave us the week's hottest takes: hydras are fungi, and cauterization steals your soul.

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

@sophiekaner Get it girl

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

snoozy boy #doggoclock #P4A2021

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creepy shadow cat #kittytime #P4A2021

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

pile'o'cat #kittytime #P4A2021

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

at least someone is awake #doggoclock #P4A2021

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

belly #kittytime #P4A2021

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

Kal wants you to donate to charity! #kittytime #P4A2021

[Professor of Frog Ethics @murder_squirrel]

sleepy snoot #doggoclock #P4A2021