The Notorious T.A.C.O.

Small. Slower. Worse.

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That episode of the Adams family cartoon where Gomez fails at failing.

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@ChipotleTweets in my butt

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@DOfasting 🌮

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@wingstop ┃ ☠️
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# of Wings Eaten

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@DennysDiner I went to the @DennysDiner in Hollywood, FL and the waiter tried to sell me weed in exchange for a blow job. But then I went to the Denny's in Tampa and the waiter called the police when I tried to blow him. What's your policy on sexual favors for drugs?

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@honey HOOKERS AND BLOW BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

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@totinos Cums explosively all over mom's shoes

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I wanna see a taco fursuit #FursuitFriday @tacobueno @tacobell @TacoCabana

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@JackBox Horse Cum

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@QuikTrip Sucks to be your employee I guess

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@olivegarden I have eaten a basket of dicks by myself, does that count?

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all I want is butts

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@TMobile SURPRISE CUM SHOT

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@DrinkAriZona No but I've tried cocaine and IT. IS. THE. BEST.

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#IfDinosaursStillExisted I would fuck them

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@fanta Anally

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I done fucked @MrPeanut to death #RIPMrPeanut #RIPPeanut

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@honey hookers and blow

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@AppleSupport Locked Notes is where I hide all my erotic slash fiction about @tacobell

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@ManTripping @Hardees @BeyondMeat It worked out. Me and the prison chef do a lot of kissing now.