baegel targaryen

L | she/her | 30+ | Serial tweet deleter

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I tried to see the moon tonight but it ended with me standing in the street, screaming at the clouds while clutching a bag of maxi pads.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

Can y'all chill for a little while?

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I have no idea if I can even afford it or get a loan but I’m going to try it anyway. I don’t know shit about buying a house so I hope I’m not making a huge mistake.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I’ve requested a showing for this house on Tuesday 👀

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I don't want to be 38 next Monday but I guess it's a good thing to still be here and turning a year older, knock on fucking wood.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I booked a room at a casino for Meg and I for our birthday and I kept thinking about this stupid ass picture the whole time I was on the phone making the reservation.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I'm picking up the cake we ordered on the day of our birthday (Monday) and our gifts we ordered each other are coming in on Saturday so that's everything squared away except for buying like...candles and shit. It's been stressing me out, I don't know why.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I still can’t believe some of the takes I’m seeing on Backrooms. I watched that high as shit and on the cusp of tripping balls. Like…some of y’all don’t have an excuse to be this stupid, I’m sorry.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

@gracecamille_ I got into like a MONTHS long argument with my cousin when I was a teen and she was a preteen because her and her stupid little friends insisted they were pronouncing it like that correctly.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I guess I'll go put it in the shop in the next week or so. I really don't want to because it'll probably cost me like half the price of the laptop itself to fix because it's old but whatever, whatever!

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

My new charger isn't working on my laptop and some error popped up when I ran diagnostics stating the charger couldn't be recognized so that means it's an internal problem that needs to get fixed by a professional SCREAMS

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

Did anyone else’s timeline on here just fuck up for no reason? I started seeing a bunch of shit like sports and MAGA tweets so I started mass blocking and refreshed the window and now it’s back to normal?

[Marco☀️🌌❄️ @aonungsvape]

When Bobby was starting to get dragged in Backrooms oomf said “TAKE HIS PANTS OFF” and I think at least 2 rows heard it

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

Anyway, Backrooms is fucking terrifying, do not listen to anyone on here who says differently. I hid behind my purse for most of the movie.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

@tokyodaylite Right? Cause I’m used to these that are potent but easy to dose and usually just make me sleepy and hungry. These just gave memory loss.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

The place I buy edibles quit selling them forever so guess who tried a new kind from a new place right before a 6:45 Sunday night showing of Backrooms.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I will say I was fine during the movie. It was when we were leaving that the worst nausea I’ve ever felt hit and I ended up puking all over myself in my mom’s car. Then I had a bad syncope episode and had lay naked on my goddamn couch. It took 3 Zofran to make it go away.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

Took too much I’m so fucking sick I gotta go to work tomorrow but I feel like shit

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I can’t lie, I miss this laptop. It’s kinda bulky and old but I bought it for that reason because I wanted an older operating system. The new windows is fucking dogshit.

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

I borrowed back my old laptop I lent to my mom until my new charger comes in and I just brought it up and discovered she didn’t create another user on here like she said she would 🙃

[baegel targaryen @murderbag]

@otherwhere THIS IS MY ENTIRE TIMELINE TOO WHAT THE FUCK