Megan Murphy

internet weirdo

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

What even is my life right now besides depressing satire?

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@MmisterNobody It was but at the same time I like my internet

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@moonpetal76 Love. Gotta have your own back at all times

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@lisathebeauty1 I use them to wipe my sunglasses, unfortunately I do it in public without thinking about it

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@TMZ Heeyyyy could I vote for literally anyone else pls I do not need to see Martha's dusty flaps, thank youuu

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

Outfit A+
Brain function & Common Sense D-

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@Harvie3Culley Shit the bed

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@Immy_220 Stomache

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

🚨JUST IN: The protesters have gathered in Dublin to protest Donald Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.

I love this! 👏🏽

Shoutout to the people of Ireland! 🇮🇪

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Actual photo of firefighters pulling Donald Trump from the rubble of the World Trade Center on 9/11

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@aaliyahvtuber_ Excuse me, I'm a lizard person, literally not into humans. Byeee

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

Hi sweetie thanks for the follow... you do know your 1 follower is a man's NSFW penis, right?
@sidwillow03

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@Thebiglade Stagnancy

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@FromN5_ Corporate greed

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@AlphaRob96 @ctvottawa Not quite

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@KiannaBanana And he got that creepy tattoo of her beat up face. Not missing much with the concert either, apparently he just dry humps everyone on stage

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@PieceOfShi9oy @pissnchips420 @Catholicizm1 She gave him hailie jade

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

@pissnchips420 @Catholicizm1 I partially agree but it depends how far gone she is. She seems lucid enough in court to deserve a little help with legal/treatment.

[Megan Murphy @murderin_murphy]

You can take the girl out of the spa, but you can never take the spa outta the girl