Amber H.

Always forward, never straight.

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

Shout out to Alexander @Starbucks customer service for FINALLY resolving my issue! He was super patient and fixed the problem immediately! 2 weeks and multiple CS calls…and it took Alexander 10 minutes. #pleaseclonehim

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@enews this is a problem-the story is about Jelani Day but this is the first pic that pops up!?

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@YahooSports @Yahoo Please get someone to edit your stories and website. Seriously, I find mistakes or just terrible headlines all the time. Exhibit A- the story about Jasmine Camacho-Quinn. #proofread #iwillfreelance

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

#MahomesZoneSweepstakes @adidasUS

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

If this trade goes through, I will be shook. #notgamestop #roblox #kidquotes

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

Hello Keto my old friend, it’s time to try low carb again...

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

I keep telling myself I don’t need them. I’m flying for a work trip in February and after watching @ArticulateASMR I neeeeeed some @Bose headphones. Let me rationalize the ways.... #howmuchextracallwillittaketogetnewheadphones? #asmr #noisecancelling #smallears #articulateair

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

My mom makes THE BEST apple pie...ever. So, not having a slice (or two) to celebrate my wife’s birthday would be disrespectful to my mom, right? Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. *Packs a slice for breakfast at work*

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@TheEllenShow If you could fly my wife to see you for her 40th bday (9/8) that would for sure get me some bonus points. #smallfavors #happywifehappylife

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@sarahshahi If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost wife....#imterriblewithlyrics

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

That one time when I really felt like I wasn’t the target audience for @myfitnesspal #idontwanttomnowwhatsinhispocket #doubletake #whatISthat

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

In other news, can @bobbyberk please redesign my kitchen, living room, life, etc? #9yearswithveneercabinets #shellsinkandbluebathtub #theycamewiththehouse #sos #wouldyoubeminecouldyoubeminewontyoubemydesigner

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

Down 16lbs as of Friday...no pills, no fad diets. Food scale, boxing, and @MissyElliott #workit #ineedaglassofwater #fitby40

[Michael Bennet @SenatorBennet]

“You must never be fearful about what you are doing when it is right.”- Rosa Parks

Celebrating the mother of the civil rights movement on what would have been her 106th birthday. #BlackHistoryMonth

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@Bodybuildingcom Amazing! It looks as though the mental health and physical health have both transformed beautifully. #staystrong

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

This is why I always say we need to pump more $$$$ into early intervention and early education! #parentofanearlyinterventionkid #EI

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Researchers found that pre-k education makes a difference in reading, writing, and arithmetic and that those benefits last much longer than previously thought. - @NBCNightlyNews https://t.co/iBNgACyG57

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@jenniferbeals Yes, please.

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

And people wonder why I don’t do cruises...

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Nearly 500 people are now sick on Royal Caribbean cruise ship. https://t.co/sPDmQ1JFBe

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@Bodybuildingcom I’m just ready to start seeing results. Is it healthy to eat fewer calories than my BMR? Will that just cause my metabolism to plummet? Keto or no?

[Amber H. @murderoushell]

@JessicaSimpson Elevate, elevate, dance to the music! (And then call your doctor to get things checked out)