SprinkleSquadDND

The life and times of the jankest DND campaign in Philadelphia history.

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

DM: Roll a d20 to see if this NPC was a virgin
PC: 12
DM: He's paid for sex.

#outofcontextdnd #dnd #murderhobos

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

Hubby: *drips strawberry juice on a clean, white hotel comforter*
Me: *grumbles*
Hubby: “I’m sorry. I rolled a critical fail.”

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

I don’t think the bird has proficiency in sleight of hand. #outofcontextdnd #pixieproblems #dnd5e

[🍀KMWienus . #LoveStay . @K_M_Wienus]

we're def naming these hags off of people we do not like. oops. #sorrynotsorry #dnd #dndnpcnames

[🍀KMWienus . #LoveStay . @K_M_Wienus]

"wow my back really hurts from CARRYING THIS TEAM." #dnd #outofcontextdndquotes #fromthetable #dndquotes

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Caw! Caw! Why is this hurting me?”

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“I wanna desecrate the fuck outta that.” -sketchy Cleric #outofcontextdnd #saltyaf

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“She was so upset just because she got turned to stone. Drama queen.” #outofcontextdnd

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Is peeking an action?” #outofcontextdnd

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Obviously he doesn’t care about his hair.” #outofcontextdnd #viciousmockery #bardvstroll

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“I’m glad he’s self-aware about being a raccoon.” #outofcontextdnd #speakwithanimals

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“I thought you said hostile erection” #outofcontextdnd

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“We should definitely take her head.” #outofcontextdnd #decapitation #gottaressurect

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

DM: “You spot a hawk.”
Bard: “Caw.”

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Sir, I do not want your nut.” #outofcontextdnd #speakwithanimals #forestgnome

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“I feel like he was put there because I was bald.” #outofcontextdnd #npchazing

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“You cry at Whole Foods? I cry in the shower.” #outofcontextquotes #notdnd #sadlife

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Fuck you, Whole Foods.” #outofcontext #notdnd

[SprinkleSquadDND @murdersprinkle]

“Dude! Black Friday has nothing on the apocalypse.” #outofcontextquotes #notdnd #theteamdrinkssangriaandthinksaboutmorality