simon murdoch

Cake Technologist, Master Baker

[simon murdoch @murdo69]

@ITVChase question, in a molecule of water how many elements? He answered 2 and was told incorrect it’s 1, please explain? Imo he was correct oxygen and hydrogen

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@McVities

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@McVities every single chocolate biscuit in 3 packs of Victoria 550g has suffered from chocolate bloom. Not impressed.

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@McVities every single chocolate biscuit in 3 packs of Victoria 550g has suffered from chocolate bloom. Not impressed.

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@nectar Hi Michael, I won’t be making that mistake again. -300 points = £1 of fuel saved. If I had spent 300 points in store I would’ve saved £1.50. #lessonlearned

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@nectar I don’t understand what just happened. I put in £30 of fuel, scanned my nectar card and was asked if I wanted to save 5p/ litre, I said yes, paid £29 and had 300 points deducted?

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So please my comment yesterday was justified

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#BBUK Sick of all this love for Trish. She’s horrible, nasty, manipulative. Her voice is the only one allowed to be heard, get her out.

[simon murdoch @murdo69]

#BBUK Sick of all this love for Trish. She’s horrible, nasty, manipulative. Her voice is the only one allowed to be heard, get her out.

[simon murdoch @murdo69]

#BBUK Sick of all this love for Trish. She’s horrible, nasty, manipulative. Her voice is the only one allowed to be heard, get her out.

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@Beverleyknight @eltonofficial Yeah great songs but he’s past it now

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@Beverleyknight @eltonofficial Is it just me or can anyone actually understand a single word he’s singing? #pubsinger

[MSWSparko (Parody) bit gay init 🇬🇧🌈😍 @MarkySciFi1980]

#BGT well what a load of #Pants 🤦‍♂️. #BGT2023 #BritainsGotTalent ffs

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#ITVx tried to watch Plebs film , went back on and couldn’t find where I’d got to, then had to watch loads of adverts watch the start again, then loads more adverts, was close to switching it off

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@Baddiel Mince has a legal requirement to contain a certain amount of sugar solids 65%. Because these are reduced sugar, they cannot be called mince.

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@IainDoesJokes Can’t believe no one has mentioned bomberman

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@simonrim are you in charge of Qatar?

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@timlovejoy

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

Do you love coriander or are you a fucking child?

[simon murdoch @murdo69]

@Sharontweet 😽

[simon murdoch @murdo69]

#officialntas I bet Phil and Holly got in first

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#ntas I bet Holly and Phil got in there early