Murdoc

Leader and bassist of Gorillaz MY BAND!!

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@russelhobbsGZ @STU4RTPOT I might have told you I’d behave before I left, but frankly... I’m having a marvellous time with some rrrather big lads... and today, you most certainly won’t be telling me what to do, NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT Isswear, I’m about to redecorate the floor with my insidesif I don’t vomit in the next ten seconds, I’ll consider it a personal miraclr

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT Oh, terribly sorry! I mistook you for a table the other day. Though really, what’s the difference???

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@StarBoyCozmo And what right, pray tell, does he have to sleep? Why should some half-conscious twit who’s not even sure they’ve ever used their brain be allowed to ‘recharge their batteries’???

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

Completely forgot to post this little photo from a few days ago.... 2D’S LATEST COLLECTION OF BRUISES. And I might’ve accidentally left the flash on.

[2-D @STU4RTPOT]

Murdoc left his smelly, dirty knicker in MY room!! He won't pick em!!!! I'm angry!!! My room already smelled. This is just making it worse. Murdoc, you bum! Slacker!!! You did this on purpose!!! Didn't ya?! The knicker has multiple pink hearts!!!!!

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@weed_gobber Eh... No clue, mate, not one. But you ought to have one of these

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

You’re curious? DON’T YOU BLOODY SKIP A THING the demon’s just dumped some DERANGED knock-off of our once-imaginary kid in 2D’s room!! For what reason, I couldn’t tell youuuuu.....

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT @murdocizgodd I’ll tell the whole world how you spent half the day locked in the toilet, reciting the shampoo instructions, ‘rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat’ over and over...

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@murdocizgodd Really??? Ohhh thank you. Who.. who are you?

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@murdocizgodd @STU4RTPOT IT WASN’T ME, that thing crawled straight outta hell on its own! Oops

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT Hands off, yeah? You can’t bloody touch it, the thing’ll vanish on its own soon enough

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Black Sabbath performing “Never Say Die” (Top of the Pops, 1978)

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

Ugggghhhh...... Blast this wretched head of mine, BRING ME MORE DRINK AT ONCE

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

I’ve only just awoken.... Aaand lo and behold, everything around me is positively drenched...! One might almost suspect the universe wept with joy at my return to consciousness.....

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

Wheeeere I possibly unearth a proper list of medieval tortures????????????

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT SCARPER. YOU’VE NOT LONG LEFT TO LIVE.

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT SHUT UUUUUUUUUP

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

To the girl at the petrol station, terribly sorry… no, on second thought, I’m really not, but your face looks as though God sketched it in haste and promptly lost interest

[Murdoc @murdocfaustn]

@STU4RTPOT FOR A GHASTLY MOMENT I TRULY BELIEVED SHE MIGHT LUNGE AT ME positively sinister!! LIke a horror film extra who wandered out of makeup half-finished Ewww