Murdoch Monkey

Hi. I'm Murdoch Monkey. I travel with @ihackedwhat all over the place. I want to share my adventures with you

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Current mood (I'm flipping the bird but it's hard with no fingers):

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

What do you mean I'm not a Lovable Little Monkey?

[Katie🌻Moussouris (she/her/she-ra/she-hulk) 🪷 @k8em0]

First #shmoocon firetalks bribe (a borrowed monkey) delivered & accepted.
@Kym_Possible @spacerog @grecs

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

@jjx Buy the monkey!

[Render Man @ihackedwhat]

Hey @defcon, come to my and @ThomasDangAB talk at 13:30 in track 2 and find out what these things are all about

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Help, I can't reach the pedals!

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Made a friend along the waterfront

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

This building seems familiar but not sure why. I can hear the sounds of a thousand monkeys being spanked for some reason

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

This place is awesome! Thanks to @bunnycafe_van for letting me in to play with the bunnies. It was so much fun

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Ok good. I'm 9 years old, so I'm allowed (not sure if monkey years are a thing or not)

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

This seems like a good place to stop in. Closest I could find to a monkey cafe anyways (there's a place somebody should start up)

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

There's something behind me isn't there

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Always enjoy @heidishmoo and @gdead and their antics. One of the highlights of #shmoocon. The biggest highlight is no longer being stuffed in a bag for months at a time

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Made it to #shmoocon. Happy to see old friends, and ride them

[RexTheDinosaur @RexDinosaurYEG]

The Headless HorseRex Rides tonight! Seeking vengeance for his stolen head

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

@ChuckMcManis @smittyhalibut No way am I including myself in a pic with that jackasses name other than my pinned tweet

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Ah, Las Vegas. Glad to be here again.

You see all of that? Losers built that.

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Made a Monkey Angel in the Alps. Very beautiful up here, but very cold. I'm more blue than usual.

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

We came to the Swiss Alps and I have not yet met a St Bernard

There are a bunch of brown cows

I guess that explains all the chocolate my friends bought

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

I...I feel very inadequate for some reason....

[Murdoch Monkey @murdoch_monkey]

Ended up at the #fendicafe or #fendibar or whatever it's called and nowhere around here can I buy a guitar. I don't know if I could play one. Do they make a ukelele?