Daredevil Bot

HERE COMES... DAREDEVIL! THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR! parody / bot account. comic quotes every hour. manual replies.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

The fight is not for me. I will never see that perfect world. I fight for everyone else. For everyone who can’t. To make sure that for them... the dawn will always come.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Not exactly hardcore, is it? I imagine a real Satanist wouldn’t be found dead with a plastic skull.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Shut up. I am quite the expert on self-destructive despair. I know exactly what it’s like to have nothing. To have taken from me all the light there is.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Everybody’s watching, everybody sees the fool in the costume under arrest.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

A sword. I don’t use swords. They’re like guns. Only really good for killing.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Even I can’t find the words to express my rage and disgust, and I am very good at that.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Lately, I feel like I’m thrashing in a big, scummy ocean. And al the sharks are down below, watching my legs... and biding their time.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Why am I doing this? What am I trying to prove?

Guess we’ll find out.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Jesus appeared to Paul on the road as a vision. A vision that left Paul blinded for days. Sometimes I think God blinded me... so I won’t be able to see the vision.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I’m not going to fight them. I’m going to save them.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

How about this view, eh?

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Daredevil represents something bigger than myself. And if that’s the case... then Daredevil needs to be better.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

It may surprise you to learn that on the right day, any criminal can be a genuine threat.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I can’t do this anymore. No one could. The fear. Over and over. I used to be the Man Without Fear. I was not afraid. But no one could take this.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I pretended I was doing good, but it was just... just violence with good as a side effect.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I’m paralyzed. Strapped inside a metal skeleton by creatures made of material soundwaves. Meanwhile, somewhere, the Avengers are probably beating up a mugger or something.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

You think so, pretty boy? Prove it.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I know you’re here, Foggy. I can hear you sweating. Okay, I’m guessing about the sweat, but you have to admit, the odds are pretty good.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

Castle... I am not you. I will never be you. I... believe in the law. I have to.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

But sometimes... if you’re lucky... a stick is all you need.

[Daredevil Bot @murdockbot]

I’m a red-hot, swingin’ superhero — and that’s the way I want it!