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effortlessly funny and wildly attractive

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normalize using our pussies as little storage pockets

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My world has been healed now that i’ve seen Emma

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For reference we have now discovered that my entire uterine lining shed in one day #iamokay! #itwasreallydisturbingthough

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When Midas first met me I’m sure he never imagined he would be scrubbing my blood off his bedroom carpet, bathroom walls, and mattress but here we are

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When Midas first met me I’m sure he never imagined he would be scrubbing my blood off his bedroom carpet, bathroom walls, and mattress but here we are

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Downloaded gaga album for my flight wahoo

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Emmaaaaa r u there

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You guys know what this means to me.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lady Gaga confirms the ‘Telephone’ music video will be continued.

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Simple people

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Just ate way too much french cheese in one sitting

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France gives homophobic vibes

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Landed in Paris with folklore playing yup

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Being the main character as i cry about trump on the bus

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The irony of my first day of diversity class being on the same day as a racist piece of shit gets inaugurated on mlk day…

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I didn’t know this was so hard for ppl to understand this was the most blatant stunt i’ve ever seen😭

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Listening to my favorite podcast

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I always j be fucking around

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@j30ng14 I know you

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@loverboi30000 Aww

[culture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, Snooki was punched in the face in 'Jersey Shore'

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we. are. losing. recipes. i just want:

not a workplace sitcom. not a family sitcom. and not a college or school sitcom. please, a full unadulterated quintessential friendship sitcom with some good episodes and good chemistry i neeeeed it nowwwwwwWWW. WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY.