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little rat

[mirfy @murfandaa]

why does my make up always come out so damn good when I’m in a rush & do it in my car in the Dutch bros drive thru line

[mirfy @murfandaa]

been on vacation for 2 weeks, today I went back to work & im on my period what have I done to deserve this

[mirfy @murfandaa]

nobody’s cheating on me, im not a baby momma, im eating ceviche by the beach

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Nobody is cheating on me I’m not a baby mama and I’m eating fried pickles at the beach

[mirfy @murfandaa]

the guy running away is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

Between Johnny Knoxville slapping Bam in the face and the guy running for his life, this has to be one of the funniest pranks.

[mirfy @murfandaa]

type b people deserve to burn in hell

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[. @deityofnightt]

having your period in the summer

[mirfy @murfandaa]

god is in jersey mikes tonight (they’re playing supermassive black hole, 2006)

[Lucy B. Camaro @lucyrocks95]

Keep posting Johnny Knoxville images and videos yall #TOUCHINGMYSELF

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

the worst part of the day is when you finish your coffee because its like. ok guess I’ll wait for tomorrow then

[miia @miiagarro]

way too hot outside to be trusting a man rn

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)