Joey

Chicago - 🇵🇭

[Joey @murfeei]

I’m like if they put strawberry shortcake on anti-psychotics

[Joey @murfeei]

@BIBIBOPGrill Can’t believe yall got rid of the cucumbers. Cowards.

[🄰yay ꩜ cuddylicious @DE4DRINGERS]

knee deep in the coconut tree and you think you fell out, is it casual now?

[Mike Navallo @mikenavallo]

The whole world should see what China is doing to a Philippine supply vessel.

[TealSlut @TealSlut]

one thing about azealia that's unlike most people on the internet, she sits down and THINKS before typing and you can tell. maybe it's hate or jealousy but she always comes with a unique POV and you can't deny her points. an actual culture critic

[Danielle Pinnock @bodycourage]

POV: Millennials during the #Usher Halftime Concert at the #Superbowl

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

So what we fry rice
So what we are shrimp

[sky ☁️ @modernwlfhair]

hey babe i got you a bouquet of roses <3

[Wynne Richport 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈♑️ @WynneRichport]

@beckyvenus 7 inches, double thick, uncut, low hanging balls, no veins, no hair on the shaft or balls. I can feel it in my spirit.

[myla @margaritamyla]

is that a pocketful of sunshine or are you just happy to see me?

[DECKI @bydecki]

That man that never gave u a compliment and made u scream cry and not eat for 3 days is for sure ur soul mate don’t give up

[david @davidefinitely]

me and the guy who restocks the diet coke vending machines

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

This is how it feels when I drink a Dr. Pepper

[Joey @murfeei]

Need to get a few more tweets out before I have an epiphany to delete twitter for my mental health

[Joey @murfeei]

Deleted the social media apps I was addicted to (insta and tiktok) just to have it be replaced by another addiction (twitter)

[Joey @murfeei]

Eat, Pray, Love is such a funny movie bc Julia Roberts imaginary dances with her ex-husband and fantasizes that he has forgiven her on top of a Texan man’s rooftop in India.

Girl we both know a man like him still hates your ass.

[Joey @murfeei]

Life was feeling like Perfect Blue (1997) as I was disassociating and so I watched Eat, Pray, Love (2010) to reverse it. It worked. Julia Roberts managed to heal me

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Noah Kahan is one of the most famous musicians in america for harnessing one powerful, dark truth: people fucking loved Mumford and Sons and are ready for round 2

[Joey @murfeei]

At a grocery store in kentucky. Overhead a couple pass the asian food aisle and and go “asian foods, that ain’t right”