Chris Murphy

45, American, Single Dad, IT manager, Human

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@lovelikelilaa I’ve been trying, just get ignored 😋

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@nerdylilpeach Happy early birthday gorgeous!

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@kittycatkayt I mean I stare at you because you’re hot

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@jas_d_barbie My ex squirted from me sucking her boobs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@adam_is_verde @allmoshnopit Just started

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@lovelikelilaa 🫪

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@PERIODPRIESTESS Blessed 🫪

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@traderjoeslut Yep

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@quips_n_jokes @ProjectLincoln It was open before the orange Cheeto decided to attack Iran for Israel 🤡

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@KatAUversion

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@KatAUversion Yes

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@KatAUversion Nope, I won’t message her. You shouldn’t message him

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@KatAUversion We could go to Fenway and burn sage or something. And also kiss

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@KatAUversion No need to take it off 😉

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@KatAUversion I’ll accept them no problem

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

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@misshortcake_ I think this is heaven on earth

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@cjsloan__ I’d gladly help you out

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@lsabellaRicci Absolutely

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@misshortcake_ Goodness woman