Murgen

I like that boulder. she/her

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Murgen @murgturd]

Greed is Destroying the World https://t.co/AhDBpzQD9P via @YouTube

[Murgen @murgturd]

Them: “You look happier.”
Me: “Thanks. I got a phone with more storage.”

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Here's Why It's So G*&@$mn Hard To Find "Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie" https://t.co/RbD2HVz5Jg

[Murgen @murgturd]

Thinking about how my parents used to hand me my brothers gaming magazines before he could read them and told me to sharpie modest clothing onto everyone.

[Murgen @murgturd]

Dylan O’Brien has Paul Walker’s face & I won’t be taking any questions on this.

[Murgen @murgturd]

@lovethewickd @sza

[Murgen @murgturd]

Do Australian people call @sza, Scissor?

[zae @itszaeok]

give him back his buccal fat omg

[Murgen @murgturd]

A personal goal of mine is to introduce an Amish person on rumspringa to Paradise PD

[Murgen @murgturd]

@kurtisconner What’s next? Roommates?

[Murgen @murgturd]

Going to HR today to report my colleague who said SpongeBob is stupid and not funny. That’s actually so harmful to me.

[Murgen @murgturd]

@lovethewickd Ded. Pics!

[Murgen @murgturd]

Every time I see the word “redacted” I hear it in @brittany_broski’s voice.

[Murgen @murgturd]

@dreaminofyouhs Here’s to hoping Greg is on season 3 with his side hoe and gets killed 🍷

[Murgen @murgturd]

I’m having literally the craziest day! My parents just tried to sell me to One Direction.

[Murgen @murgturd]

@fuckedupfoods @lovethewickd get a grip. You think I don’t know this is you posting this shit?!

[Murgen @murgturd]

@heidiklum is that you?

[Murgen @murgturd]

The absolute fartman