Muriel Wilson

🇨🇦 Oma to the best grandchildren, Mom, Wife, Suburban Woman ❤️🐞

[Team Servicerottie🇨🇦🐕‍🦺🦽 @servicerotties]

Dog 💩 teaches you how to deal with many of life's challenges. 🐾

• Life will hand you poop, that's just how it is.
• Don't pretend it isn't there or leave it for others to step in.
• Don't put off picking it up, more piles will accumulate and then everything gets poopy.
• Sometimes you'll need help picking it up, maybe it's hard for you to reach, or maybe it was unexpected butt squirtles and you need paper towel or more bags. It's okay to ask for help!
• Don't carry a full 💩 bag around for long, it will weigh you down and the smell will effect everything else in your life.
• Once you've put that bag in the can, move on and keep being excellent. Don't keep worrying about the poop and do not go dig it out of the garbage!! (Unless for some bizarre reason the vet is adamant they need that sample, then have fun dumpster diving)
• There will be more poop in the future so be prepared and always have bags ready, but don't waste your good moments worrying about the poop that's going to come. Enjoy the poop free time. 🐾❤️🐾

#WoofsOfWisdom
#PoopAdvice

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The 50 Best Dolly Parton Songs

The finest moments from an American icon.

LIST: https://t.co/vSHhWMtxsE

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Night night sweet dreamies

May your pillow be cool, your worries be quiet, and tomorrow bring you at least one little moment that makes you think…

“Actually, life’s quite lovely sometimes.”

[Muriel Wilson @murielw35]

@DoodleNessa I am so sorry. ❤️🐞

[Muriel Wilson @murielw35]

@DoodleNessa I'm so sorry. Hugs. ❤️🐞😞

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Eureka!! Hope you all are enjoying the World Cup

[Castanet Kamloops @CastanetKam]

Downed wire leaves 1,100 without power west of Kamloops https://t.co/K1lezAdrVd

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday

Wear your nice clothes
Use the good china
Light the fancy candle
Don’t keep joy locked away waiting for a special occasion

Life is made up of ordinary days that deserve a little softness too.

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

I'm sorry, but this is simply lovely, and I've no time for those who'll inevitably sneer at it as "Paddingtonism", or whatever. Like it or not, this is the version of Britain most British people identify with. Good on his M the K for participating, too.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Revolver is The Beatles' seventh studio album, released in 1966.

It is considered one of the most important and revolutionary albums of their career and in the entire history of rock. It marks the definitive transition from The Beatles as a live band to The Beatles as a studio of pure experimentation.

Following the success of Rubber Soul and after years of grueling tours, the band decided to stop performing live in order to have complete creative freedom. They recorded Revolver between April and June 1966 at Abbey Road Studios with George Martin as producer. It was a period of immense experimentation. For the first time, they made extensive use of tape loops, backward recordings, speed changes, Indian instruments like the sitar, a string orchestra, and all kinds of innovative sound effects.

The album showcases the creative maturity of all four members. George Harrison contributed songs with social commentary and Indian influences, Paul McCartney demonstrated his melodic and orchestral talent, John Lennon explored psychedelic and experimental territory, and Ringo Starr had his moment with a children’s song that later inspired a film.

The iconic black-and-white cover was created by German artist Klaus Voormann, a friend of the band since their days in Hamburg. It features the faces of the Beatles in a collage style and won a Grammy for Best Album Cover Design.

Revolver reached number 1 in the UK and the US, quickly sold millions of copies, and continues to sell decades later. It is frequently voted one of the greatest albums of all time, and many critics consider it the band’s most balanced and perfect album.

It marked the beginning of the Beatles’ psychedelic era and paved the way directly for Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Revolver proved that the Beatles were no longer just a pop band for teenagers, but artists who could constantly innovate and take music to new heights.

[Team Servicerottie🇨🇦🐕‍🦺🦽 @servicerotties]

If you've just stumbled onto this account, Hi!!
I'm Chesnyy, Professional Good Girl™ who takes care of a human who is missing a few limbs. I also have teach the humans on the Interwoof how to become better people by thinking more like a dog.
So shake my paw and SMILE!

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

My fellow Catnadians, cat lovers and staff,

To commemorate the first anniversary of my Meownistery, I am purroud to present your new Catbinet! 😺🇨🇦

Thank you to all the Catbinet Meownisters fur all your hard work and dedication!

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Today I am announcing a clean water initiative along with Deputy Purr Minister @FredCanCat & Environment Meownister @KreisMr to ensure that all Catnadians have access to clean water! 🐾💧 No more questionable bowls — only the freshest taps for every paw! 😺🇨🇦

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> Pope Leo XIV
> born chicago 1955
> nobody special. just a catholic kid from the suburbs
> played "mass" with his brothers at home as a kid
> studied math at uni. not even theology. math
> graduated then walked straight into a monastery same year
> ordained priest at 26
> rome called him
> flew over. got a full doctorate in canon law
> could've stayed in rome living comfortable
> went to peru instead
> first mission: chulucanas. semi-arid desert at the foot of the andes
> spent his first year doing disaster relief after el niño floods hit the regio
> went back to chicago briefly to finish his thesis
> then went straight back to peru
> settled in trujillo. stayed there for nearly a decade
> this was during peru's civil war
> witnessed car bombs & military crackdowns (he stayed)
> learned spanish. founded a parish. trained future priests
> travelled by horse on difficult roads to reach isolated communities in the mountain valleys
> spoke out publicly against fujimori's government (when other bishops stayed quiet)
> went back to chicago in 1999
> won election as head of the augustinian province on reputation alone
> 2001: elected to lead the entire worldwide augustinian order
> ran it for 12 years. based in rome. travelled every continent
> never gave interviews. never chased headlines
> 2023: francis called him to rome
> made him the man who decides who becomes a bishop anywhere on earth
> made cardinal september 2023
> two years later, francis died
> second day of the conclave. fourth ballot
> walked out onto the balcony of st peter's basilica
> spoke for 10 minutes in flawless italian
> speaks 5 languages. holds 2 passports
> first american pope in 2,000 years of church history
> first augustinian pope ever
> two years earlier he was one of 5,400 bishops with zero global visibility

Every vatican insider said an american pope was impossible...

[Art by Heim (Johnny) @JohnHeim]

Jeremy Hansen discovers his plan didn’t include “moon”

[Art by Heim (Johnny) @JohnHeim]

Session is now in session.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Kindly
Ignore
The
KitKat
Allegations,
Thanks

I am simply a hardworking ginger cat trying to live a quiet life.
No stash. No comment. No evidence

@KITKAT