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[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A sexual urge is not an emergency.

Don't obey every impulse that enters your mind.

When the craving comes,

Your duty is to observe, not to worship it.

Resilient men are not those without urges,

They are those who REFUSE to kneel before them.

#MasculinitySaturday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unfortunately When it comes to Ruto,mimi I dont call it political difference. If you support him, me and you have nothing meaningful to say to each other. Siasa nimeweka kwa roho mbaya sana,iko huko kwa Venacava

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Maraga the 6th.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Bwana Muchiri Nyagah, kindly tell us which police station was this person booked? Give us the OB number. You lied to the whole country that Albert Ojwang' hit himself on the wall and we can see you have elevated your lies just like the PS Insecurity, the CS sensitive content and the ICC convict. We see you and do not forget that history judges people harshly.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

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[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Don’t leave your job to start farming. Start farming so you can eventually leave your job. Do you get the difference?

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Linda Mwananchi in Kisii.

Selling the agenda for more funding for Manufacturing,Education and Health

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Joined the Linda Mwananchi team on the tour of Kisii and Nyamira counties.

Through Kisii Town, Keumbu, Mosocho and Keroka, we urged the people to unite behind us in the quest to reclaim our country from bad leadership.

The journey to #Ukombozi has started.

Join the movement today.

Dial *456*9*9#, enter "Maraga27" to opt in for SMS updates on our campaign.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman with high body count

- She says she doesn't like sex

- Grabs your penis & slides it

- Grabs your penis and swallows it

- Moans dramatically

- Calls Solomon yet you are Brian

"Solo harder"

"Who is Solo?"

"I meant slowly but harder"

#MasculinitySaturday

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Never feel guilty for not visiting or calling your relatives, they also have your number & they can also visit you but they don't.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

At Kasarani Police Station, all the sewage is blocked. Even the cells have raw sewage... Police quarters are worse... Those who complain are threatened to be deployed to either Turkana, Mandera or Garissa 😆😆😆. Now, polisi ako kwake lakini haendi Choo ya nyumba, anaenda ya Shimo nje and ziko Tatu tu, lazima watunge laini... Khabusie!

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Dear ladies, if you see a married man online at 2:00 a.m., please don’t try to call or chat him. That’s his wife doing a random night patrol. 😀

[David Makali @davidmakali1]

Change starts with one step at at a time. #Ukombozi2027

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Probably a very good ticket. I would personally prefer it the other way round. Maraga Deputizing Sifuna.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Is Aden Duale loyal to Kenya or the idea of Greater Somalia? He has never welcomed a Kenyan athlete with such honor, but he did it to a Somalian one? Na NIS imelala. Should he be CS? Ruto will destroy Kenya in his pursuit of power & wealth. Duale is not loyal. Even kids can see.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

This government says it has built houses for the people, yet no one has received one - Irungu Kang'ata

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA says it will take time for lower global oil prices to be reflected in Kenya's fuel prices.

They say this is due to the country's pricing system, which is based on cargoes ordered and shipped 30–45 days earlier.

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Thank you Keroka!
They hired goons to stone us, and stop us from getting to you.
Some people were injured, our cars were damaged, but we still made it and you received us with so much love and enthusiasm!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Happening….we are at Nangata Primary School in Bumula for the burial of the late Erick Juma Wamboka, brother to area MP Jack Wamboka.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

And if I ever needed help and you came through for me, please don't be afraid to wake me up even at 3am when you need help.