11:11

Telecom Engineer 📡 | | Manifesting soft life🌙

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Your boss is NOT your friend.
Your coworkers are NOT your family.

[JESS? @Zuere]

“ Let the little children come to me” Marie Stopes-1999

[Paz @paachhuuu1]

Mi sueldo después de pagar tarjetas, servicios, alquiler, comida:

[ميرياموفسكي @lemmerant0]

went to an interview and the candidate before me has 2 masters and more than 7 years of experience while I'm sitting their with my hopes and dreams and my pure heart

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Budgeting with clean money

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Pale biology practical after umepata specimen K ni machungwa😶

[ezika ايزيكا @ezikagorlalt]

I asked my manager why I didn't get my income today and he's like "what's the hurry?" fuck you mean bruh I need my money 💀

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Lake Boringo shall be one hell of a name ngl

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

“Wyd after work?”

me already in bed..

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Watu nahurumianga ni hawa wanaenda majuu na hawana pesa. The cultural and nutritional shock you expirience there as a first timer is Undescribable. Yani the disparity between Kenya and Europe is like night and day. Kwanza ukienda huko na umezoea ugali utaumia sana,sababu sasa hii wazungu ni watu nugu sana. Ile mahindi sisi huku tunasiaga tunapika ugali,kule kwao wanasemanga hiyo sio chakula ya binadamu,ati its unhealthy,sasa hiyo wanapatianga ng’ombe. Sasa wewe ukitaka unga ya ugali labda uulizie kwa agrovet,mahindi wanakulanga ingine inaitwa soft corn. Sisi hatuwes kula iyo mahindi maji maji

The Mzungus nutrition is very different from ours. Thats why most of us if we’re being honest,we have never enjoyed the food they serve in those uptown restraurants that sell european dishes. Sababu chakula inaonja nikama haijapikwo,Inaonja nikama walirusha chura ndani wakachemsha. Sisi tunaendanga huko for ambience,alafu tunarudi nyumbani tunakula githeri ya waru. Now imagine that tasteless diet for the rest of your life? You even start regretting why they gave you that ViSa

Ndio unaonanga kuna wakenya wanaingia airport na magunia zinanuka chapati,na maharagwe. Mtu ameenda pipeline akapea wakamba contract ya kupika chapat mia saba. Ni juu wanajua kile wameona kule kwa msungu bwana. Its not easy aisee

[FE!N @J_F1n0]

Cuando abrís Twitter y te sale un tuitazo pero se actualiza el feed de la nada

[Riri💋 @Ririloveyy]

Quand tu réalises que dormir c’est l’essai gratuit de la mort mais avec des pubs

[BODE @neverelent]

Death doesn't warn you, so if you have time this week, go and have sex.

[✞ @Yariminal]

people that wait for 12am to post happy birthday on WhatsApp

[ゆゆちま @ymhj_925]

隣の席から面白い話が聞こえてきた時

[₲₳Đ₳₣ł @lazer_28r]

Akachukua Alele na kupatia vaite akisema>>>😎

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"I'm really overwhelmed at work these days"
Me at work:

[11:11 @murimimurekio]

@therealmudddawg “Hundreds/thousands”? 😂 Bro, the way you keep defending your age, you sound like the allegation has receipts. Relax you’re not aging gracefully, you’re arguing with the calendar.

[11:11 @murimimurekio]

@therealmudddawg Yeah. I reply to distractions too doesn’t make them important.

[11:11 @murimimurekio]

Who is the son and who is the father?