Muriuki

Valar Morghulis

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Dereva wa nchi ni people pleaser. And we're not the people he pleases.

[Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu]

Ulevi huactivate generosity.

[Premier League @premierleague]

37 Matchweeks down, 1 to go.

🔜 The Final Day

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bukayo Saka among @Arsenal royalty 👑

[RUSS @russdiemon]

the hook on Janice stfu >>>>>>>>

[goatedcris7 @goatedcris7]

Y'all won't believe I haven't even touched habibti and maid of honor yet😭iceman got me in a chokehold

[Premier League @premierleague]

Introducing your 2025/26 Coca-Cola Golden Glove winner… David Raya 💫

The @Arsenal goalkeeper’s tally of 18 clean sheets cannot be matched! 👏

[nylia @nyliava]

The smell of books

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Muthoni anafaa aone organizers wa Showman kando awaulize how they had clean toilets, organized and fast moving queues at vending points, no crowding at ticketing and everything else that people complain about during Blankets.

[Labadsy @Mccoy_Labadsy]

Aang would have wanted me to see it for free anyway

[Wamathai @Wamathai]

He lied before being elected and he has lied every day since then.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

You don’t understand healthcare failure until you’ve witnessed a patient dying from a problem that is purely administrative.

[Abby 🐾 @abigaeldiana]

Kumbe Lavender alichagua Kimbassax

[phaittt✨🦋🌼🥺 @PhaitSunday]

My partner: "I regret buying a blender in this house"

Me while drinking beans: why?

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Bernice would’ve found a way

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

Sakaja gonna hear me call him a bitch ass nigga in dolby atmos surround sound 🙏🏾