Dr. Daniel

Pharmacist. ||Literature. || @ManUtd

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Kasongo is causing sentences that have never been out together to come alive 😂

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Huyo ni Atwoli mnaita Busia-based Chivayo?

[MOL @marvinoketayot]

Giving medical advice to your own parents must be one of the hardest things did sure.

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Manchester United 26/27 have birthed the term one man extra disadvantage

[DUN @dunkaruma]

Our effort to milk a buffalo 🐃 today was not successfull we try again tomorrow

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

6 points from playing Hull, Everton, Fulham, Ipswich, 10 man Man City & 20th place Spurs

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

I wanna see Claude do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

If you want to hide anything from me put in in Ruto’s speech.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Top 2 useless chants of all time

1.Ronaldo Vs Uzbekistan~ I'm back!! I'm back!!
2. Mukamu Tabitha ~ Who are we? WE ARE THE SHARKS!!

[OGUGO @Siraggrey_3]

Sai weekends unaeza kutana na Fan wa Sharks Saa mbili Asubuhi udhani anaenda church kumbe kuna Early kickoff ya 9Am huko MYSA

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

And are you aware of this dance?

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ama sisi ndio wendawazimu????

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Onyango sidika’s Neighbours when they see him coming back to Rongai with his girlfriend at 10pm thinking no one will see them:

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Onyango Tate pretending to see Kisiagi ugali for the first time when you you invite him to your place

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Tweeps after realising that they live better lives than Onyango Tate.

[Mercedes-Benz @MercedesBenz]

@lim2dkay We design cars, not miracles… but noted. 😉

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

Nyanya zimeleta ngori recently. Eneyewe economy kweli iko in the pits.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Shelves ziko empty but we're the largest producers of milk on the continent. Kwani tunaishi dunia ingine ?

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Calm down Microsoft Authenticator, no one is trying to log in to do my work, I promise