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[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@ReliabilityComp @gunsnrosesgirl3 So the basic lesson here is the swimwear is not appropriate protective clothing for a vacuum.

You'll thank me one day.

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@ReliabilityComp @gunsnrosesgirl3 In a vacuum the diver would die before he jumped and would just sort of drift along until he hit the road. Also the pool would be boiling so if he didn't die he would land into less water than expected and probably break his neck and die. Also the engine in the car would stall.

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@AndrewCGower Only in part of an island off the Welsh coast. Don't worry about it

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@SaintMichael293 Actually it's 2 bands now. There are only about 4 fascists, who are being protected from an impromptu anti fascist street party by a ring of police. I don't even mind the policing cost of this - a small charge to humiliate fascists every year feels like a good investment

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Brighton taking no shit from Far Right fuckwits, who have to be protected by police. Hilarious.
#UKRiots #FaragesRiots

[eddie mitchell @brightonsnapper]

#Brighton

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

This is the #Brighton I know & love so much 💚💚💚

Our city will stand firm against any attempts to bring violent racism, Islamophobia, division and hatred to our streets #Brighton

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@fesshole This sort of thing is why all PE teachers are inherently evil

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@dave43law Does he mean Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland? I suspect their residents are fine with that tbh

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@afneil No. If you don't like that then you probably shouldn't have voted for it.

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@afneil That's not a bad idea.

Or do you think everyone who is homeless is stupid, lazy and uneducated? Is that what you're saying?

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

Reform has five MPs.

Three used to work in the City of London (including one for Lehman Brothers).

One is a property magnate.

One is paid £100k a year as a GB News presenter.

This is apparently a “party of the people”

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@IanDunt I'm hoping they don't. I rather enjoyed this one.

It's probably true - they will all turn on each other and one is a plant from another party (my money is on Lee Anderson for that - someone probably offered him 60p}

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@edwinhayward Maybe Amazon will run next time. Against Google.

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@ManiamAkash @mikeysmith I reckon he and Tice will have fallen out by September tbh. One or both will then flounce off saying its a deep state plot, when the reality is they're just a pair of self important twats

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

@johnredwood Yeah let's check... I'm sure Tories lost more seats to reform than to libdems right?

Oh wait.

[Joe Costello @Joe7tinysteps]

Is Sunak the only democratic leader to have lost but never won an election? Some sort of world record, surely

@mrjamesob @LBC

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@PaulTempleman6

[The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official) @murkistan]

I helped my neighbours to wake up this morning with an spot of D:Ream at 6am. I think they will be OK with that. If not I promise to wait another 27 years before doing it again.