MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE

We march on for science. Doesn't mean I have to like it. || #outlastrp

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

I want to hear your thoughts. Or complaints. Or anything, really. They’ve locked me in my office.

https://t.co/Z0wbHQmvBO

[Faust 🧙‍♂️☢️🇦🇷🌞 @toffee_32]

I keep cringing at the bratty boykisser ''gay / n-no u! x3'' furry femboy act just as I cringe at the helpless baby fawn coquette ddlg 🎀🐰 performance when I see it coming from grown adults. let's all own the desire we feel

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@Pinkyregentess // I’m sorry this is happening! Take as long as you need!!

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@MilesUpshur1979 The budget is large—but for you? Eh. Not for healthcare.

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@MilesUpshur1979 Best offer you're going to get with Murkoff's budget.

[Garfield/Max (he/him) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @funnybonesfunny]

Coloured version

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@SGT_LCOYLE Sergeant Coyle lets maybe put the razors down?

[deladela @reagentmandela]

// more dela art

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@MilesUpshur1979 If the nanites don't work I have—and don't laugh—meat glue. It works. I swear to you.

It’s how we fixed Clyde.

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@MilesUpshur1979 Hm. Do you at least have the missing half near you? Can you..i don't know—glue it back on?

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

When I’m bored, I like to assign meaningless tasks to guards I don't like and watch them scuttle around like ants.

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@DirHJEasterman You know what—I’ll keep a tally. If I hear the word “daddy” more than 5 times in a day, I get soundproofing for the walls.

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

If I can overhear you, it's no longer confidential.

[𝙳𝚛. 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙹. 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 @DirHJEasterman]

Being HR. . .

. . . You do know about Doctor-Patient confidentiality, correct?!

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

@ProjectLathe58 SHUT UP I WORK RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU

[MURKOFF HR || JANE DOE @murkoffHR]

Can Easterman call himself daddy quietly? I can hear him from my office.

Do you know how hard it is working when all you hear is “Daddy is proud of you.”

[nuru @dulxelexhe]

this is my dr easterman fanart: dehydrated easterman

[ֶֶֶֶֶ @latexburns]

Hello. What. ☹️

[— 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙈𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙃.ᐟ @MURKOFFSERAPHIM]

https://t.co/3duNDOtbKN

Amelia/SILLY