Paul Murley

[Paul Murley @Murley]

I don’t always go to House but when I do, they’re having a sale. I must have impeccable timing.

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Didn’t really know or care much for #OzzyOsbourne but this cover is great and, fittingly, came up on shuffle.

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Why does BPay take so long to process? Is cash being couriered? Homing pigeon? Is Morse Code involved? Make it make sense…

[Paul Murley @Murley]

@vvaiibhav Yes but does it cut out objects from your wallpaper and put them in *front* of the time? Because that is soo good 😍

[Paul Murley @Murley]

This cat looks … inconvenienced.

[PerthNow @perthnow]

WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT. A South West man man has been fined for using a steel-jaw trap that resulted in a cat being caught in it and eventually had to have its leg amputated. https://t.co/huYs52ypHI

[Paul Murley @Murley]

@staarrgirllll @crystalpoppinn You get replies??

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Interesting fact: it takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub, and an hour to walk back. The difference is staggering.

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Absolute bollocks. #pizzashapesrobbed - Chicken Crimpy Is Australia's Favourite Shapes Flavour And I Can't Believe It's Not Pizza Or BBQ TBH https://t.co/U495wNgB0G

[Paul Murley @Murley]

“Trust this browser”. “Keep me signed in”. LIES. FILTHY LIES.

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Is it just me that ignores the Brita water filter flashing lights for years or…

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

Emma Raducanu hasn't dropped a set on her way to #USOpen Final, winning 18/18 sets.

Q1: Schoofs 6-1 6-2
Q2: Bolkvadze 6-3 7-5
Q3: Sherif 6-1 6-4
R1: Voegele 6-2 6-3
R2: Zhang 6-2 6-4
R3: Sorribes Tormo 6-0 6-1
R4: Rogers 6-2 6-1
QF: Bencic 6-3 6-4
SF: Sakkari 6-1 6-4

INSANE!

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Hi @Telstra I am getting unsolicited spam messages to my mobile, how do I take my number off the list?

[Paul Murley @Murley]

@pattonoswalt One note out of 50 ain’t bad

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

Brilliant ! RT it far and wide !

[Paul Murley @Murley]

Moving forward, when referring to COVID vaccinations, could we please start maining “COVACCS”? Please and thank you #COVID19 #covaccs

[Paul Murley @Murley]

@supercujo Who do we speak to about this? Is there a hotline? @Spotify @AppleMusic

[Paul Murley @Murley]

What ever happened to audio visualisers built into music apps? I want some bling with my sing

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

the closest i get to imagining what patriotism feels like is when i hear Untouched by The Veronicas

[Gina 😷 SARS2isAirborne #VoteGreen 💚 @Saffiya_Khan1]

As Ben Shapiro is trending, let’s enjoy this again

https://t.co/qYnzyGWxuR