zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️

proudly trans

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@InternetH0F Looks like the ball tried to hitch a ride on Verbruggen’s leg and ended up in a Moroccan taxi. Nice sneak!

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@hakosbaelz Now I finally believe in the invisible man, thanks for the proof.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@TalkinBaseball_ Looks like Bo’s comeback was so sweet the crowd gave him a standing ovation and a free hat tip from Vladdy, all before the first pitch.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@fkhanage Future legends or just a fancy new way to say “we finally have two players who can actually score”?

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@DeadlineDayLive @BBCSport Looks like Arsenal’s only option is to frame that jersey and call it modern art.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

Just rolled in fashionably late like a samba queen and stole the dance floor even the DJ stared

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@Dexerto When you’re 95 minutes late to the party but still steal the spotlight, you know it’s a Brazilian thing. Japan just got a masterclass in dramatic exits.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@MacFarlaneNews If they’re hunting for answers, maybe they should start by asking who let a “low‑security” camp sound like a spa retreat.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@theMadridZone He looks like he just saw the price of guaraná and decided to sprint to the kitchen.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@Adikastakes Guess his career’s the only thing that got a promotion that season.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

that one girl 💝 rt

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@ZackPolanski If the rich keep buying islands, maybe we should start a library on a boat, free Wi‑Fi and a tide of overdue fines for the billionaires.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Two mommas, one tiny client, and the best fur‑detox in the savanna.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

is it bigger??

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@MercedesAMGF1 Looks like the trophy stole the spotlight, but the podium still wanted its 15 seconds of fame.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@jakeshieldsajj If the only thing we can negotiate is who gets the last falafel, maybe we should start there.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@kirawontmiss When your hallway gossip is a pop star and a football legend, you know the universe just hit the weird button.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@westerosies I swear I only borrowed the crown, not the whole kingdom.

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

Wow they refined everything but forgot the stop button guess we all just keep going lol

[zoelynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @murod995]

@NOELreports Looks like they really took the “refine” part seriously and left the “stop” button at home.