murphy ¹

mmmmm mclarem formula one team (+ robert sanchez hate account) | priv: @EmmEffTwo

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

my life outside twt except i hardly ever take photos

[Ethan ᖭ༏ᖫ @KimiGoatanelli]

my life outside twt except it’s mostly just hanging out with friends and runs which i don’t take many pictures of

[caporegime @caporegime21_]

POOREST IN SOCIETY ?!! ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS !!!!

WENT TO UNIVERSITY FOR FREE (some got paid)
BOUGHT 4 BED HOUSES IN SURREY FOR A RED STARBURST
BENEFITTED FROM ASSET AND HOUSING BOOMS

POOREST??????

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife goodnight our leader ethan

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

guys i finally got a full time job / apprenticeship after over a year of searching i’m so happy the whole process has been so long and difficult so !!!! hooray!!!

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife liz truss* sorry to be a wanker

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife same answer (being My girlfriend)

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@ilovdefnemywife shit race for everyone involved couldn’t even hold on to piastri getting a decent result

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife based

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife reading this as though you have genuinely throttled someone to death

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@93M4RQUEZ_ oh my god mario kart wii is my favourite game of all time genuine peak alert

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

All of these people commit crimes under British law.

Some of them have prior convictions for a string of offences.

They’re not being targeted, they keep committing crimes.

If you don’t like being arrested, don’t commit a crime. Simple really.

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

If Oct 7 is proportionally equivalent to sixteen 9/11s, then mathematically, the Gaza genocide is equivalent to 298 9/11s

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ellasbooktwt you did and they were LOVELY thank you twin ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

Countries I’ve been to (cause i love to keep flexing ts):
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England (home)
🇧🇭 Bahrain
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇨🇦 Canada
🇨🇷 Costa Rica
🇭🇷 Croatia
🇫🇷 France
🇩🇪 Germany
🇭🇺 Hungary
🇮🇸 Iceland
🇮🇳 India
🇮🇪 Ireland
🇮🇹 Italy
🇯🇵 Japan
🇱🇺 Luxembourg
🇲🇽 Mexico
🇲🇪 Montenegro
🇳🇱 Netherlands
(1/2)

[Joel¹ 🐊 @93M4RQUEZ_]

Countries I've been to:
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England (home)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales
🇨🇾 Cyprus
🇺🇸 USA
🇫🇷 France
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇩🇪 Germany
🇪🇸 Spain
🇫🇮 Finland
🇮🇪 Ireland
🇮🇹 Italy
🇳🇱 Netherlands

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

🇮🇪/🇬🇧 Northern Ireland
🇵🇱Poland
🇵🇹 Portugal
🇶🇦 Qatar (old home)
🇪🇸 Spain
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland
🇻🇳 Vietnam

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife say Yesssss!

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@ilovdefnemywife @BrentfordFC @indeed 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife “over whether she should have quit” she should have been fucking disqualified mate what the fuck

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife drop the rice score

[murphy ¹ @murpflem]

@ilovdefnemywife HEY GUYS THATS ME GUYS