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#FLTG

[Murph @murph_slim]

@FINALLEVEL Bring that TWEET back!

[chet holmgren @ChetHolmgren]

@LegionHoops 54 from treball is odee shooting hang pulls

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Murph @murph_slim]

Victor wembanyama feels like God made a MyPlayer

[Murph @murph_slim]

I would normally be terrified of our country descending military authoritarianism but this administration is full of the biggest losers and nerds of all time trying desperately to finally be cool for once in their lives that it’s now just embarrassing to be a citizen

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

Well this is fine and all but wouldn't you rather have an AI generated video of Iron Man at Dunder Mifflin.

[Murph @murph_slim]

@liamgallagher if you go on that bullock show traitors I’d download every ep

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

― George Orwell, 1984

[Murph @murph_slim]

@BarstoolBigCat can thank Bobby Weir for that one

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THANK YOU JOHN CENA ❤️🫡

🏆 17x World Champion
🏆 5x U.S. Champion
🏆 4x Tag Team Champion
🏆 2x Royal Rumble Winner
🏆 Intercontinental Champion

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐

[Murph @murph_slim]

Fake 11s in the pentagon put him on every no-fly list

[Lancevideos @lancevideos]

The A-Team press corps has taken over type beat.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

New York Democrats - Net Favorables:

L. James: +50%
AOC: +42%
Mamdani: +35%
Hochul: +34%
Jeffries: +24%
Delgado: +12%
Schumer: +2%

Siena / Nov 12, 2025

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

this might be one of the great moments of the NBA season

[Murph @murph_slim]

Todd Howard

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

You’ll never guess who the head coach of Bethesda is

[Murph @murph_slim]

Look at LT man

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

On his way to Canton, Christian McCaffrey now has moved into exclusive company:

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

The Stormin Mormon Tanner McKee’s final stats:

20/25 completions
252 passing yards
3 total TDs
135.3 QB rating

[Murph @murph_slim]

Every episode of Sesame Street has the same message of “treat others how you want to be treated and be a good person” and people in the comments are it’s evil lmao

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Congress has officially approved a $1.1 billion cut in federal funding for PBS.

This could mean PBS Kids will lose funding for its programming and production on current animated shows & specials will be halted.