Jamie Simpson

Father, Husband, Christian, and lover of everything outdoors.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

I see everyone suddenly remembered what a woman is

[Jamie Simpson @MurphDog88]

@realDailyWire Isn’t an abortion a direct violation of the Hippocratic Oath???

[christina 🥀 @abarefootmomma]

I’m a product of a one night stand. Conceived in cheating. My mom knew she could abort me and never be found out. But didn’t. That’s something I’ll never undervalue.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

“Since you’ve come into office, things are really looking up. Gas is up, rent is up, food is up! Everything!”

BIDEN: *laughs*

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

We promise you strong leadership.

We promise you justice.

We promise you old, rich, white people wearing colorful scarves they bought from Amazon.

[Nicole Arbour @NicoleArbour]

Who else wants to see a livestream of the Twitter office when Elon shows up?

[Jamie Simpson @MurphDog88]

#NewProfilePic

[Jamie Simpson @MurphDog88]

@NoBickal Drop your shoulder and elbow, relax your grip. You’re shooting a Mathews so you’re on the right track!

[Jamie Simpson @MurphDog88]

@elonmusk not gonna lie, you had my curiosity peaked with the mention of a “plan b”. Can’t wait!

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Stay away from people who always have something negative to say about everything.

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

Twitter is going to block a buy offer from the richest man in the world who would make their shareholders tons of money, because twitter is run by cry baby libs who are terrified at the ideas of transparency and free speech

That’s where things are now

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I will never forget all of the people who wished for death, sickness, discrimination against, and/or punishment of their 'unvaccinated' neighbours and fellow citizens...

People think it's all forgotten now the attention has moved to Russia/Ukraine, but you've shown who you are.

[Jamie Simpson @MurphDog88]

With all the buzz about Elon and Twitter, figured I’d finally give it a shot.