Murph

I’m just one moon landing shy of Neil Armstrong. Twitter is uncensored. Be prepared for a lot of RTs and nonsense... #PatsNation #RedSoxNation I like @iracing

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@cvspharmacy over 30 minutes on hold to speak to a pharmacist is beyond unacceptable. Still waiting…. I just simply want to fill my prescription.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

I work with a boomer who retired with 40yrs of IT experience and I have more IT know how than they do. This is upsetting.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

I just want a reset button

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Clayton Kershaw just went 7 perfect innings with 13 strikeouts on 80 pitches and got pulled. I don’t even know why we’re fucking doing this anymore. If baseball is so fucking worried about remaining relevant, then maybe stop taking all the goddamn fun out of it.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

I think my favorite part about downloading the @iRacing update is when I “Select All” and then after install I get promoted to install the optional updates that evidently weren’t included in “Select All”

[Murph @murphdurph25]

“I just want to start this over”

https://t.co/sbeDB6dJQC

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@Bluengold34 Doing my best to keep my hands to my side but it’s hard

[Murph @murphdurph25]

The lady in my office is saying “Happy ValentiMes Day”

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@Bluengold34 NEED!

[Murph @murphdurph25]

Where’s the champagne being sprayed in KC? Oh yea, in the Bengals locker room.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@PatsTimeMachine @Patriots Every time I see old pats highlights I’m always reminded of the CANNON Drew Bledsoe had.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@Bluengold34 Been IRL, yours looks better. Everytime I was there it felt like everything did in the 80s….brown and yellow.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

“'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down”

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

They should already be in the Hall of Fame!!!!

[Murph @murphdurph25]

This is a new different kind of down. I don’t like it.

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@wingoz Zero fun sir. YouTube tv got cut off mid Tampa game because I can’t pay the bill 😭 watching from twitter feed

[Murph @murphdurph25]

This. Is a good Saturday

[Murph @murphdurph25]

@Mark0wey This. Followed by…..

[Murph @murphdurph25]

First world problems: lady in the office was complaining about having to drive her Audi to work instead of her Jaguar. She probably pronounces the U in JagUar.