🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄

Murphy. queer af 🏳️‍🌈. they/them. 38. fandom vodka aunt. perpetually tired. NSFW. current fixations: DnD, BTS, lesbians

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

and i am right

[gabe | trigunning 2 electric boogaloo @a_bards_song]

“you know what my legacy would be?? kindness and great tits.” @murphel

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

god i'm so glad i'm not watching the netflix avatar show

[Agent Cooper @BlackLodgeAgent]

no you didn’t.

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

@BasicallyBrigid yeah ive had so many flakey friends that i’ve just stopped trying to make plans with them and if they make plans with me i just expect them to cancel, because 9 times out of 10 they do

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

me telling my friend “hey we need to leave” every five minutes for almost an hour and her saying “i know” over and over just so when she finally decides shes ready to leave it turns out we absolutely missed the train into the city is me wanting to control her

[Immuno(un)compromising Writer @jacobscheier]

ppl obsessed with ppl being on time for social things want life to be the workplace all the time and in their free time wanna play being the boss.

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

neither

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Concept artwork for “The Prince of Egypt,” (1998) by artist Paul Lasaine

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

erik larsen is cool as hell actually

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥 @butleriano]

that’s what happened to bad guys at the end of movies back then. they didn’t know you could turn supporting characters into streaming content yet.

[katie @katefeetie]

constantly wondering why the oversized clothing look doesn't work for me the way it works for other women as if I don't already know the answer is Boobs

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Critical support to the Pride Baltimore light rail taking out a Tesla

[Mx. Iwa @ ChibiconX J10-11 & mailing itabag @erwinsfootstall]

BETTER A FAGGOT THAN A FASCIST

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

shout out to the guy in the park throwing a foam boomerang into a very firm breeze and every time getting bummed when it immediately flies back behind him

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

🍕

[POKE @pig_in_a]

post hell dean winchester

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

@arthurization i cried three times!! i loved it!! empathy is gonna save us all!

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

I LOVE THE MOVIES!!!!

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

@summawott @goddammitgabey thing that’s gets me about the twitter debate is people being like “you cant be upset about it” and like. well, you ARE still making others wait and messing up plans, so yeah that IS upsetting.

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

the time blindness debate i keep seeing is so frustrating bc yeah it sucks and its hard to manage and its a common symptom of adhd, but also it IS disrespectful when someone is late to everything all the time and saying “my friends just accepted i was always late” is so rude omg

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

@summawott @goddammitgabey oh yeah sometimes i will be like “ok when this alarm goes off i will do this” and then the alarm goes off and i think “ok when i am done doing this thing i will do that” and then i immediately forget

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

@ruinroux i mean unfortunately i am doing stuff rn BUT discord call!

[🍄Murphy Hardcore🍄 @murphel]

my friend was supposed to show up the night before my chemo treatment so she could take me in the morning. i waited for hours for her to show up. she texted me at 11pm to say she would just leave super early instead.

she did not.

[matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸 @dilrhubarb]

I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered