Murphlinberg

Better than Chaz, more real than Oz. Co-Founders-In-Chief @mattmurphyshow @AunieLindenberg from @MAshow - The only official account of this fair land.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: On behalf of Co-Presidents @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg all of us from the Palace of @murphlinberg wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: President Cornbread is missing according to @murphlinberg intelligence.

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Any person attempting a coup (Cindy) will be immediately sent to live in the “Free” State of Cornbread. Long love @murphlinberg!

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By decree of Co-Presidents @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg @murphlinberg is now home of the MFL (for @CornbreadRTR that’s) Murphlinberg Football League. #MnotN

[Matt Murphy @mattmurphyshow]

@1dayatbandcampU @CornbreadRTR We allow for college FB over in @murphlinberg. Just no NFL.

Come on over. TV is on.

I’m surprised they have electricity in CornPop.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

For Immediate Release: Solicitation of @ByrdWerks05 by Cornflakes aka the unfortunate citizens of the “Free” State of Cornbread is reprehensible and will not be tolerated. It is seen as an affront to everything that is good and decent.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

Effective immediately anyone found with cornbread from the “Free” State of Cornbread in their home will be forced to rewatch the US Presidential Debate from tonight over and over for a period of up to 24 hours.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Co-President @mattmurphyshow is willing to offer amnesty to all “Free” State of Cornbreaders, aka Cornflakes, in exchange for cheeseburgers. #NationalCheeseburgerDay

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Nothing has changed in the “Free” State of Cornbread. It’s raining lies and deception worse than what came out of the @TheDemocrats convention just weeks ago. 🌧 💩 🌧 💩 🌧 You’re going to need to 👢 it’s deep out here.

[cornbread @CornbreadRTR]

***BREAKING NEWS***
The rioter that set his feet a fire has been positively identified. Matthew Murphy a.k.a. (Pier evil 👺) of @murphlinberg . Sources say due to injuries he'll be off work fer a week.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

We are proud to wish our Co-President @mattmurphyshow a Happy Birthday!!! Without him our nation would be overrun with Cornflakes (aka those from the “Free” State of Cornbread). #HappyBirthday

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

At the direction of Co-Presidents @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg, all flags in @murphlinberg have been lowered to half-staff in honor of Charles Allen Head, Bessemer. #talk995

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Behold, the more Permanent Great Seal of Murphlinberg. This seal rightfully pays homage to the domesticated canine. #LongLiveMurphlinberg (hear the trumpeters playing in the background)

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Should @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris win in November, @murphlinberg will gladly accept patriotic refuges from America. #BidenHarris2020

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By decree of Co-Presidents @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg the national motto for all @murphlinberg Athletics is “Monkey. Never. Cramp.”

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Great Land of @murphlinberg has outlasted Chaz due to the unwavering commitment of @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg! #CoPresidentsForLife

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Those seeking political asylum from the “Free” State of Cornbread are welcome in @murphlinberg after passing Extreme Vetting PLUS.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

#FakeNews

[cornbread @CornbreadRTR]

BREAKING NEWS
This is UNBELIEVABLE, the citizens of @murphlinberg dislike fer @mattmurphyshow is so great, they put his statue back up just to topple it again! ! WOW
this was filmed moments ago.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Co-Presidents @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg have appointed @AuntMyra as the first Secretary of Labor for @murphlinberg. #Jobs

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

GOOD MORNING @murphlinberg! #goodmorning

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Due to the unwavering commitment of @mattmurphyshow and @AunieLindenberg to vetting, we have maintained safety in these globally-trying times. #HailToTheChiefs #OldCouch #ThrowPillow

[Matt Murphy @mattmurphyshow]

For a record millionth day in a row: ZERO cases of COVID in @murphlinberg.

I hear @CornbreadRTR town is thick with it.

And I hear they have puny banana peppers.

[Murphlinberg @murphlinberg]

Good morning from @murphlinberg! #goodmorning