murphloss

Do it for Murph

definitely retarded

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today i am mexican

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it feels like we may be back..?

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idk bout you guys but i enjoy having sex with my girlfriend

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might impregnate an incan descendant and have my son be the next pachacuti

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bolivia got baddies fr

or its just the lack of oxygen

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bolivia got baddies fr

or its just the lack of oxygen

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heightmogging in south america so getting exit row upgrades purely by walking up to the desk

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bring back playboi carti before he got pegged

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do not drink that sake caipirinha from the japanese food stall in Asuncion.... trust me bros

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i am a sensitive young man in a world of women who want to take advantage of me

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need her to endless harvest me past depletion

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tryna tweet better than before ……..

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@mwaddeleine honkermogging

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sorry im afk currently being a true neet travelling south america for the rest of the year

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@bambledee untrimmed agility cape here 😼

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gonna go home n make gochujang chicken then jork it crazy style

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the mentally ill neighbour downstairs will not stop screaming at insane times during the day

dyed hair, shitty tattoos

send her dagestan 2-3 years give her something to actually scream about

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@griptoalfie tell her to hawk tuah on that thang 😹😹😹😹

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might fuck around and have 12-18 drinks tonight

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anyone want anything from the liqa sto?

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you’re in her comments

im astral projecting into her dreams