Nick

Bots keep me relevant.

[Nick @murphn10]

For those just now hopping on the Sandler oscar bandwagon after #UncutGems may I ask where you were when the Sandman held this face for an entire fucking movie?

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, Joe Montana, or Peyton Manning.

Super Bowl. Down 6 with one minute left and the ball on your own 20-yard line.

Name a quarterback you’re trusting to lead the game-winning drive.

[Nick @murphn10]

Joe now pardoning his only son.

Who does he think he is? God?

[RiazorMC @RiazorMC]

Weakest Mario Kart DS Hacker

[Nick @murphn10]

Every guido at the beach this summer

[CNN @CNN]

A massive great white shark has been recorded swimming off the New Jersey shore.
https://t.co/iMv77dQfMv

[Nick @murphn10]

What happened to duct-taping people to their seats

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

[Nick @murphn10]

The Ls just keep coming for Kanye

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

First woman in world believed to be cured of HIV https://t.co/4gvZarwyzr

[Nick @murphn10]

Would be so funny if overtime was literally just the coin flip

[Joc Pederson @yungjoc650]

DAWGSSSS might just be those MFers!!!!!

[Nick @murphn10]

👍

[Cashley Banks @YoLisaYoLisaYo]

Your parents showed you what you needed to know you just didn’t know you needed to know it.

[Nick @murphn10]

@Macys ❤ #BlackFriday

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Macy’s is asking corporate employees to volunteer for shifts in its department stores on Black Friday and other busy holiday shopping days, during a time when the retail sector is struggling to fill more than 1 million job openings. https://t.co/HjR0zLiVM6

[Nick @murphn10]

***Drumroll***

Jury: "BU-CKET, BU-CKET, BU-CKET!!!"

[Nick @murphn10]

Him ❤:

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

My daily bread..

It took years for me to read this book, but that time was the greatest investment I’ve ever made.

It led me to Him. ❤️

[Nick @murphn10]

@PicturesWrong When they're the Cobb County Braves I'll think about it

[Nick @murphn10]

Can we please just borrow her for one more series 🙏 #GoBraves #WorldSeries2021

[Iviviq ᐃᕕᕕᖅ ❄️ @UrbanInuk]

Copied:
Yesterday a Native American student filmed this video in his Math class. After several minutes of the teacher “war hooping & tomahawk chopping” the student began filming because he, “felt that violence was being committed against him and he had the right to record.”

[Nick @murphn10]

Prob will go ahead & get one more in as they hand the money over

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Tesla must pay $137m to racially harassed former worker

https://t.co/piEgNbzzsS

[Nick @murphn10]

You watch your friend beat covid without the vax then you get rabies & follow suit:

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

A colony of bats was later discovered in the man's Illinois home, and he refused treatment despite the warnings. https://t.co/dOTHCgBMFo

[Nick @murphn10]

Same here 👍

ft. @expert_swami
@FallGuysGame

[Rico Jr - Illustrator/Designer @RicoJrCrea]

It costs $0 to RT my work.

[Nick @murphn10]

Trust the process.

[e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy]

they told me i had to sit somewheres else 😔

[Nick @murphn10]

This one of them how it started/how it's going things or nah

[Nick @murphn10]

@rambofootpics when I was famous for a night