kate

[Northern Greens @VoteGreenNorth]

British class system= 20 something woman renting on minimum wage is middle class because she reads books; 50 something man who owns her house and three others is working class because he expresses socially conservative views in a regional accent.

That’s how it works.

[𐕣 𝕯𝕲𝕽 𐕣 @Stradomsky26]

Omg where will we all get our clits pierced now!?

[Zack @propcomiic]

It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

me when i get my hands on jedward

[Grey @sadbokkie]

mr hiroshi if u rlly want a slice of british culture u need to visit her gravestone! make sure ur bladder is rlly full too ❤️

[bryony @bryonycdc]

ffs that new instagram trend where you go to chat GPT and use a prompt to get a caricature of yourself and your job ‘based on everything you know about me’ do any of you have any self awareness, and do you realise how that sounds 🙃

[kate @murphsbell]

guys do we think I’m getting a ticket

[alex @pandainapear]

the sydney to perth flixbus when it forgets to buy petrol before the nullarbor plain

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[kate @murphsbell]

just asked a friend from work for their instagram

[kate @murphsbell]

this happened to my good friend edmund bridgerton

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

53-year-old billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after a bee stung him in the mouth during a polo match, triggering a heart attack

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I’m holding back tears. She is the best of us. This world is so rotten.

[jessica ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @tinkjobej]

twitter when a bisexual is bi:

[kate @murphsbell]

challenge: everyone stops using pride month as an excuse to be biphobic (difficulty hard apparently)

[kate @murphsbell]

why does majority of twitter not seem to know or care what bisexual means??

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

i guess being bisexual is pretty cool until it’s time to actually date the same gender

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

getting loaded up on class a gear to call your former boss a paedo? nobody is going to like this but elon is spiritually british

[kate @murphsbell]

would be so funny if it’s for the capital workers mopping the arena

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

Your turn.

This is an official casting call: one lucky fan will be selected for a role in Sunrise on the Reaping.

To audition, show us your best: act out a scene, perform a song, or surprise us with something completely new. All talents welcome. No previous experience necessary.

Each video entry must be one minute or less, tag @TheHungerGames, and include #SOTRCastingContest and #TheHungerGames in the caption. Full rules here: https://t.co/zYS14gDA3Y

[kate @murphsbell]

I know this is a joke tweet but I was friends with anisa in school and am actually so happy for her and what she’s accomplished

[mar @snoopibarra]

Anisa Harris has been upped to a series regular for season 4 of Yellowjackets. Rumor has it Robin will be Natalie's love interest in the teen timeline!

[kate @murphsbell]

Guys I think my frontal lobe has developed I just turned back on auto-capitalisation 😔😔