Jon Murphy

Likes - Gretsch guitars, Blackstar amps, wine, curry, camping, cheese. Dislikes - Brexit, racists, olives. Never voted Tory so none of this is my fault.

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@PickardJE I feel a song coming on

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@csav55 @Basify See Mike also has some medals… was he in the forces or is he allowed to take a few things from the palace fancy dress box?

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

Tom not realising that the British public have been saddled with £100bn of debt. Whoever he is. Has a tick so must be very important.

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

@nytimes The British Government just committed north of £100bn to help with the cost of living.

The Queen’s funeral will cost be a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of that.

You absolute ghouls.

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

Why isn’t any UK paper or radio/TV station questioning this expensive nonsense?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral, which will involve elaborate processions, vigils and rituals, will be paid for by British taxpayers as they deal with soaring energy prices and high inflation. The British government has not yet said how much it will cost. https://t.co/GYAq28nZt7

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@starseedastro Yeah, that’ll be it

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@Britain_People @Flashman2112 @Conservatives They’ll be loving this ridiculous distraction. Gives Truss a few weeks off being ridiculed. Normal service will resume once this dies down and people realise they can’t pay they energy bills

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@e30325ialpina @PoliticsJOE_UK I’ve been given the day off but I’ll be working from home. Not buying into any of this bullshit

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@tomhfh @nytimes It’s a colossal waste of money.

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@NyVicki @nytimes It isn’t offensive. Shutting down an entire country and spending billions on this nonsense is offensive

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@joe_armitage @nytimes This is why most people think British people are total wankers

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@LanceForman @nytimes No it isn’t

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@Thee_Roxy_Cox @Stephen_Writer I suspect there’s plenty more where this came from

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@kittykat6111 @animaloftheweek It’s insanity

[George Nada @WTWIWF2]

Hang on - why don’t they just drive the Queen down the length of the five mile queue? Job done and everyone can go home.

#QueueForTheQueen

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

• 100 staff at Charles III residence sacked
• £200 million tax avoided by Charles on his inheritance
• 1,000 Cancer treatments cancelled for Monday
• Arrests for disapproving of unelected head of state
• Food banks closed on Monday

Ordinary people suffer so elite can rule.

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

At last. Somebody admitting most of this grief is bullshit peddled by the establishment and the press to keep us all in place https://t.co/fTOvpfcAg0

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

Excellent https://t.co/O0gK9wCPfW

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@toryboypierce There are other people who deserve funerals who can no longer have them on Monday.

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@PeteDeveson @UBSixT @HelenRSalisbury This has to be a windup 😂

[Jon Murphy @murphupnorth]

@IanMorris78 @evz77 @curiousiguana Like a macabre Deal or No Deal