Fiona Murphy

It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world....

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

Always disappointed that facial recognition doesn’t recognise my face when I’m yawning….

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

I just found a white hair IN MY EYEBROW #notreadyforthislevelofgettingold

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

Anyone else feel like #Scuttle from #thelittlemermaid had a say in naming the #NinjaWarriorAU obstacles? Double dipper wing nuts #dinglehopper

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

I entered the Moulin Rouge! The Musical $30 Lottery on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/UvIstfjsln

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

I entered the HAMILTON $10 Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap to enter: https://t.co/j8nbRroIsD

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

@carajurk just got mine in the mail and had a laugh......

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

@mahoosive @David_Speers Getting them back on topic is great & part of his job, it’s the interjected comments that need to stop

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

@David_Speers I appreciate you’re trying to get panellists to answer the question but let them speak! #qanda #abcqanda

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

my phone just #autocorrected #NAPLAN to napalm - coincidence?? 🧐

[auspol_remixed @AuspolRemixed]

Anyone remember this part from the leader's debate? (language warning)

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

In a world of Will Smiths, be a Lady Gaga

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

#willsmith was attending a work event where he physically assaulted a co-worker. That shit is not on. Yes, the joke was in bad taste but violence is never the answer. #takehisoscarback #Oscars #ChrisRock

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

@RTdaneg Nope, that’s definitely Ribena. 😂

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

WTF red wine do they drink at the dinner parties?? Why is it purple? #MAFS #MAFSAUS #mafsau

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

Easter Hat Parade - theme is #reuse. Thanks @WhoGivesACrapTP for the colourful Easter eggs!

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

Oh the #irony! Streaming @abcbrisbane, listening to a story is about dodgy internet & my internet drops out… #NBNfail @SabraLane @PaulFletcherMP

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

What a fizzer of a commitment ceremony. #Olivia should have been held accountable for the shit she did this week #MAFSAU

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

OMFG Jackson, do your fucking buttons up!! #MAFSAU

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

@olliemichals @JaquelineOutram @mariekehardy @nswpolice How can the photo be in the public domain? You have to pay to access the images, it wasn’t just a google special

[Fiona Murphy @murphy_fiona]

Olivia is a bully and a troublemaker. Disgusting behaviour, I am mortified that she could become a teacher & be in charge of our youth. #mafsau