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@JOEdotie I'd be ok if JOE didn't exist

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@CromCoops *likes of

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@CromCoops 😂 the mainstream is rocked. How they long for the likes of completely partial Eoghan Harris to rule the roost again

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Just commented on @thejournal_ie: Poll: Would you be in favour of a general election this year? - https://t.co/Mi8zbW9hXh

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@KevDoyle_Indo @PrendergastAlan #HowIrelandWorks

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@johnhand_ We will comply with the sanctions 😂😂 You'll comply whether you like or not, numbnuts

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"Are you be meeting today to discuss the new variant?"

"If we need to meet, arrangements will be made to organise promptly"

So, in other words, No. Paschal & co have no plans to meet on the new variant that both the EU & UK have put in emergency measures to tackle #TodayCB

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You can hear Pashcal's finger run along the words on his pre-rehearsed answers to every question. Even Claire Byrne sounds so robotic in her questioning. Not one follow up question to any of his responses, a light-hearted Q&A session.

#TodayCB

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@SeanDefoe So the thing he three times tweeted would be/WAS illegal still isn't actually illegal?

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@GerryBridgett @gavreilly @Hanelizaa @VirginMediaNews

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@guggyeggs @marywallopers

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@mrjamesob

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Please, no more Brian Hayes on a publicly funded national broadcaster.

He has crawled out from under a rock and it is evident after this morning's merry go round with Claire that he still reeks.

#TodayCB

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No Claire, I'm not going to talk about my Fine Gael colleague's apology, let's move on. Now can we focus on the Brian Stanley apology and why we can't move on 🤣

#todayCB

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@TodaywithClaire @CarrollJennifer @andreemurphy Brian Stanley has major questions to answer. Not good enough from a supposedly forward-thinking public rep.

However, I do have a wry smile with Claire having a Fine Gael representative on to give their opinion on the whole thing. The graphic detail wasn't necessary, Jennifer.

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Fine Gael's defence to this entire saga is that they are OK with a sitting Taoiseach leaking confidential documents and we're too thick to understand why that's a good thing. Nothing to see here, folks.

#LeoGate #TodayCB #patkenny #leovaradkar

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Patrick O'Donovan completely ignoring Claire's questions and points. He's actually even disagreeing with Leo Varadkar's statement.

"No-no Leo, don't mind what you said in your own statement, I GOT THIS" 😳

What a bizarre interview from a minister.

#LeoGate #TodayCB

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Patrick O'Donovan continues with his air of arrogance approach to #LeoGate. He's always had a smarmy approach to the electorate's intelligence. Leo did wrong - he admitted it HIMSELF - O'Donovan thinks we're all too thick to understand & should take our Trumpian medicine #TodayCB

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Nothing personal but Rob Kearney is too posh for tv. It’s like watching Prince Harry. You know he’s sound but you can’t relate to him #IREvFRA

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@pitchfork @official_enya @WeyesBlood @NICKIMINAJ Wait, you’re actually serious? How old are you, 12?

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@Philip_Ryan Can’t be an easy day for you, Philip. How you readjust this to make Sinn Féin look culpable is not an easy task - but I have every confidence you’ll give it your best shot.