Paul Murphy

Complementary account to @murphy_pr. All images my own, except RTs. Mastodon: @[email protected]

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"Jugglers In The Mist"

Photograph of an original print (20”x16”) circa 1990.

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@faisalislam Big Mech? 🤣

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@bbclaurak Huge congratulations too to the Monster Raving Loony Party who secured over 20% of the Tory vote total. Surely a record-breaking feat!

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So recently I became a professional Brian Blessed impersonator AND NOW MY BUSINESS IS BOOMING!

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@eggforbread 🤣

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@RichardStone21 🤣

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Just been kicked out of the Flat-Earth Society for rejecting their edge theories. But, hey! it's not the end of the world!

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One of our leading politician's Dungeons & Dragons campaign came to an untimely end during a ferocious battle when their chain-mail was struck by a debilitating magic spell.

Cursed Armour?

No, Kimi Badenoch, actually!

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- Looks like the Oxford Don topped himself in this industrial vat of trifle.

- Are you quite certain?

- Of course I'm sure. The prof is in the pudding!

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@RichardStone21 🤣👍

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@Benpagelondon Interestingly, it corresponds quite nicely with the rise of freely available social media

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- I'm reading a crime thriller set among the dimensions of time & space.

- Whodunnit?

- Oh, brilliant; thanks for ruining the ending!!! :-(

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I laughed when Spandau Ballet won the award for "Cheesiest Love Song Of All Time". It's funny because it's True!

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- I'm thinking of organising a small gathering to celebrate the birthday of Thor's brother.

- Loki?

- Absolutely; he doesn't want anything elaborate or showy.

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The chance to add a little pickled sauce to my seafood supper, while listening to musical theatre, always gives me great enjoyment. I relish the opera tuna tea!

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My young son, always the joker, pretended to swallow a pound coin.

In jest?

No, he spat it out straight away thankfully!

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Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!

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@SkyNews @SkyNewsThomas Because they are travelling faster than the speed of sound?

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@haveigotnews ...ish tidbits for Levia...

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@Ursulabuston :-)

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@whoelsebutalf ...kins?