Murphy Ackerman

If you tell me I’m funny, I’ll love you forever *she/her/hers* opinions my own

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how these noah kahan and kacey musgraves album drops back-to-back have me

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

who wants to come over for midnight margaritas

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

One of those things you just kind of had to be there for

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

my brothers in christ you are posting some truly foolish things rn keep it in the group chat

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@NathanCHubbard As much as I’ve loved our very verbose eras… I’m so pumped for tight 12 tracks no fluff. October 3rd cannot come soon enough.

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@electrolemon @TIME I still listen to my fave episodes from time to time. Best of the best

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@BarstoolBigCat What DM inbox does Zac prefer we slide into…? Asking for… a friend.

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

Breaking no contact to fact check an exes Instagram story

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@TVietor08 @stoolpresidente Need a @TVietor08 @stoolpresidente crossover podcast episode ASAP

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

Apparently 3 glasses of red wine will also get the job done. Sorry, @brettgoldstein

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

I’m always approximately three cocktails away from dm-ing Brett Goldstein…

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@nickercolano Guilty of homer-ism

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@nickercolano Oh- and Montgomery back next game for sure. Not defensive help, but huge if we've gotta win in a shoot out

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@nickercolano Rakestraw just activated off IR(CB help), possibly Carlton Davis... and there's the dream that Hutchinson makes his triumphant return in the big game (a girl can dream)

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@nickercolano I would've agreed a few weeks ago! But with Anzalone back and few more coming back after the bye, Campbell & co. has roped me right back in

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@KyleBrandt @gmfb @Pantera @bertkreischer @Nissan @Lions As a UofM and Lions fan… I feel pretty damn lucky to have had them both!

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@BeeBabs I know a Jonas brother role when I see one… Joe better be practicing as we speak

[Murphy Ackerman @murphyackerman]

@joejonas Hollywood is calling. Pick up the phone.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Video of Luigi Mangione being led into court by police.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Just canceled a date because I wanted to take a nap. I’m so unserious about finding love omg.