Murphy Carlson

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Microsoft,

We literally never want to open docs or workbooks in the browser.

Signed,
Everyone

[isa @tomswrren]

last pitt thursday of the year

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Duality of a woman

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

this is literally how linkedin feels to me.

[Soup @soupinthering]

Instead of spending $4 on coffee everyday I can spend $800 on nespresso pods every two weeks to make it at home

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

It’s a little too nice outside to be employed rn Ngl

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

Bad Bunny should do an alternative State of the Union address

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Last week the weather in New York was 10°. A year and a half ago it was 98° in Dallas

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Because bby is a loyal Packers fan

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Republicans about to be like “you gotta separate the politics from the politician”

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Raise Haile @raise_haile]

Being a Packers fan in the playoffs builds character. Mostly trauma, but still character.

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

Packers fans : “at least we’re in field goal range”

Brandon McManus :

[Monica Venzke @monicavenzke]

How it feels to go to a Target in the suburbs and not have to ask an employee to let the toothpaste out of jail

[Murphy Carlson @murphycarlson]

@packers #probowlvote + Jordan Love

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨 Signed Jordan Love jersey giveaway 🚨

To win:
1. RT
2. Comment #ProBowlVote + Jordan Love

[twillyallen @TwillysTakes]

My culture is not your costume.

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

quitting my job to focus on walking