murphquake

the official murphy account

[murphquake @murphyfanpage34]

@DBo_dubbed_over @DONIBatchNaych Were u eating pizza with a fork and knife?

[murphquake @murphyfanpage34]

@StuSZN1 I’m sorry Stu I mentally responded

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Everyone keep @StuSZN1 and I’s dad in your thoughts. He found out his all time favorite sandwich place closed today

[murphquake @murphyfanpage34]

Broke the losing streak!

[Stu Douglas Burner @StuSZN1]

I get to see @murphyfanpage34 today!

[Stu Douglas Burner @StuSZN1]

I get to see @murphyfanpage34 today!

[murphquake @murphyfanpage34]

Today is phoebe’s first birthday, everybody say happy birthday Phoebe.
Only doing this because I’m your long distance brother I’m not sure if I like you

[murphquake @murphyfanpage34]

I think I’m going to start tweeting things my weird coworker does that piss me off. This morning he said bless you to someone coughing

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Murphy has no idea what’s coming for him

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Boyfriend just lmk he’s at Harper’s and for the first time in my life I’m so jealous and wish I was there so bad

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I think my dads favorite thing about Minnesota so far is all restaurants serve Busch light

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Watching mama Mia for the first time and I didn’t realize every song to exist is in this movie

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Paint by number is my newest hyper fixation. My neck hurts

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@sventobean Sucks being an empath😔

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I just bought furniture (like a real adult) and I didn’t get any immediate gratification for it. The sales guy could’ve given me a chocolate or something

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@DBo_dubbed_over Woof that’s polarizing. I’m a Tate stan

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Why are lamps so expensive

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High quality loaf

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Just wanted to be stinky

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Me too Louis