Gary Martin

I apologize in advance...

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@atensnut Both images are literally the exact same photo, just one slapped with a gross green algae filter and the other with ‘Trump blue.’ Masterful digital sleight of hand for the fake comparison. The bar for ‘owning the libs’ has reached the bottom of the drained reflecting pool. 😂

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@AZ_Brittney Widowmaker

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@AZ_Brittney Parasites

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@CalltoActivism Classic Trump MO: treats women like shiny props he can leer at and smack down, but the men in the room get a free pass. Poor Kaitlan gets the condescending bullshit while these “big strong” guys sit there like spineless statues. Why won’t any of them stand up for her?

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@Suzierizzo1 Adorable family portrait! Just one question: where the f@&k is Barron? Too tall to squeeze in with the rest of the grifters, or finally old enough to see what a shitshow this genetic lottery actually is? 😂

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@FoxNews Just googled “escort rates” and Google instantly spits back “$250 is a common price point for independent escorts.”
Treasury really nailed the market price for the new Trump bill. Talk about servicing demand. 💵🍆 Efficiency!

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@Suzierizzo1 Puppet

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@Suzierizzo1 No. Save Social Security first, then we can talk about Trump’s taxpayer-funded ego disco palace ballroom.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@FoxNews Trump is the king of fraud-Trump U scams,6 bankruptcies,hush money felonies,fake universitydegrees,endless TrumpOrg grifts and that perfect Ukraine shakedown yet this clown is suddenly the fraud police lecturing California?Fox bootlicking this hard needs kneepads. Pot meet kettle

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@rachelvscott Typical Trump: demeaning a female reporter on live TV.
Why can’t he answer a question without acting like a playground bully?

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@mmpadellan This is peak Trump: demeaning a female reporter on live TV. Sure, her question was dumb — but the President sneering ‘stupid’ like a bully is really pathetic. The office demands better. Republicans need to call out his nasty tantrum instead of cheering it.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@HQNewsNow She has every right to preach whatever she wants, but let’s be real—that divine “Trump as king” prayer only echoes in the ears of MAGA supporters. The rest of us are just over here thinking this woman is plain crazy.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@PatriotSassy Wow a Pope finally doing his job: calling out batshit “destroy a civilization” rant as the warmongering lunacy it is. I’m not Catholic, but thanks to your snarky reply withholding from the offering plate convinced me to send money to Rome to make up for your measly contribution.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@CollinsforTX Wait, it's not *just* Democrats calling for the 25th Amendment anymore? Even Marjorie Taylor Greene is screaming '25TH AMENDMENT!!!' at the top of her lungs.

Guess the 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is bipartisan now 😂

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@RpsAgainstTrump The President of the United States shouldn't be trash-talking foreign leaders and their wives like some bitter ex on a podcast. This kind of juvenile, personal smack-talk during diplomacy is straight-up disgraceful and disgusting. Have some class, Mr. President.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@jackunheard Why lie and claim Mamdani is furious? He tweeted a glowing Easter message about resurrection and hope. Fake news, dude. Seethe harder.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@pswint67 @krassenstein @WARvetLancerJol Classic TDS—Trump Derangement Syndrome—where the mere mention of Trump forces you to immediately pivot to "but Biden and Kamala!" and change the subject. Stay on topic, champ.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@Matt_Pinner Myrtle.

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@nikaE246 @RpsAgainstTrump All this video proves is Trump isn't a Christian believer in the slightest. A real Christian doesn't treat the Lord's Supper like it's some upscale hors d'oeuvres platter and a little wine tasting at a cocktail hour. He showed his complete and ignorance of basic faith.

[Gary Martin @murphygtm]

@TonyyCFM Trump's not unveiling Jesus, he's peeking behind the curtain for a better deal. Meanwhile, Joe Biden actually wearing the ashes on Ash Wednesday, a proper reminder of mortality, no curtain needed. One is all showbiz with a big reveal, the other's just quietly smudged up for Lent.