Murphy

you come here often?😏

[Murphy @murphyman777]

I think about this a lot

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[Murphy @murphyman777]

Done with these toxic girls, time to start lookin for love at Barnes & Noble

[Murphy @murphyman777]

Date idea: we commit insurance fraud together😌

[Murphy @murphyman777]

I fuckin knew it

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Just checked the Santa Tracker. He’s at her house. Right now. Fuck my life man.

💔

[♡♥Jans♡♥ @GoldenJans]

Men really do have PTSD from dating mean ass leaching bitches.

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

maybe the real stimulus check was the friendship we made along the way

[Jay @jayjohnsonfsf]

Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?

[Murphy @murphyman777]

I’m bouta start messaging these fake model accounts back😔

[Collin Sherlock 𖤐 @CollinSherlock]

New song is up! 😁

https://t.co/CuMUcGWccs

[Murphy @murphyman777]

@alexxis_reed Standing in the chips aisle for an hour

[Murphy @murphyman777]

Date idea: we go to Target and our edibles kick in

[Murphy @murphyman777]

@alexxis_reed We good I found a birthday candle

[Murphy @murphyman777]

Yo how tf you all lighting candles when they low in the jar thing without those long lighter things I be burnin tf out my hand

[Murphy @murphyman777]

Finally dropped a song with vocals, thanks for the feature @Mikey_Heck
LINK IN BIO

[delilah is back to scream about hayden @sitharies]

this vibes in this are immaculate