Danny Hannon

Im trying to be funny. Is it working?

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If I was a rapper, my name would be Lil' Nee-Dee.

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The king of the stationary store is also called a ruler.

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When you drop your chapstick and it rolls under the couch.

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I love that August is one of those months you don't have shovel snow.

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"A long time a go, in a galaxy far, far away......" We spoke English apparently.

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A mass shooting in America on the 4th of July?! What ever should we do?

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Like a good neighbor. Judgemental is there...

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How it feels explaining something to my dad.

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Thank you Kate McKinnon. #SNLFinale

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That commercial lost me at "Hey Alexa! Start my Buick."

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I don't know what it is about fish tank screen savers...♥️

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@ThatCoreyCrow Good luck big dog!

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@ThatCoreyCrow Oh. I heard from the one person I ever met in my life that worked there before that it's not that great..... You should call their HR peeps.

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@ThatCoreyCrow Where was your interview?.... You don't have to say the name of the company, just say what it rhymes with.

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DC movies;

"Do we have anymore different Jokers in the back??!"

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When the Bakery in my mind becomes a reality. #WholeFoods

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The McDouble is how much now??!

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I have to use an actual computer to cancel this convenient streaming service??!

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Since when does the Roche Brothers deli close at 7pm??!