Corey Crow

I am just a kind of funny older dude social mediaing my life away. Follow @CrowDownShow MA ➡️ SC

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Follow me on all social media platforms as well.

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@kingofpotassium

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@BRONSONISHERE @itsnolanj Beast Mode Engaged.

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@WufpackSports @sheetz Are you aware of how to use the three sea shells?

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@Jared_Carrabis He’s still on the payroll. 🤷‍♂️

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I’m considering running for political office as a write-in candidate.

My slogan “They don’t know how to do their job, so why should I?”

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The Passion of the Christ 2: More Passion, More Action

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel.

In theaters on May 6, 2027.

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Faithful Pest Control

“The power of Christ expels you.”

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@NotThatTomGreen Next time my wife has “a headache” I’m using this line on her. 🤣

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@maggieerogers I’m trying, but he’s too far from my seats.

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@BostonStrong_34 But I’m at the game.

I have to wait for the tomahawk chop at least. 🤷‍♂️

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@ChrisCotillo They got the tarp fully out as soon as the rain let up.

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Brayan Bello sucks.

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Need this. @Canes

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

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@NotThatTomGreen

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@JayWhiteNZ @melissax1125 👆

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I just tore so much ass that I booked an audition for the remake of the Drumline movie.

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@Lauderdale11 You got Shanked.

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Unless gas goes back to $2.49 per gallon, the Hantavirus can take me.

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@SeanRossSapp For real this time.