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[murphy mcvey @murphymcvey]

Jeremiah is the love child of Alfie from Emily in Paris & Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds #loveislandusa

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there was a few years (2014-2018) where Steve Carrell desperately wanted an Oscar then he kinda just stopped

[murphy mcvey @murphymcvey]

What is Whoopi’s dress made out of I want just one bite of it #Oscars

[murphy mcvey @murphymcvey]

@HandmaidsOnHulu is the BEST example of a show that cares about the final 5 mins of EVERY episode. Each one ends with a crazy, course changing, earth shattering moment and THEN an absolute banger of a song starts to play while zoomed in on Elisabeth Moss’ diabolical face card

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Calling someone unconventionally attractive is so funny like yeah you're kind of busted but I can bravely see the beauty in you due to my Open Mind

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?

[Scary Patatouille @mikeroweplastic]

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Now let me just say this—I don’t agree with the Salem Witch Trials, but when I see left handed people writing???????????????? Very suspicious

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I figured it out we can get white people on board if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline"

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

It’s the way I just walked past this sign and in my head it said “it’s giving… season” LOLOLOL

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[kim @KimmyMonte]

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

[Lets Get Bach To RealiTV @BachToRealiTV]

Aaron supporting Sam and bringing her a “poo poo” platter, calling it “our poop baby” and taking olive oil shots with her is goals. #BachelorinParadise

[murphy mcvey @murphymcvey]

Follow up: she saw a RACCOON and that’s a sign from the universe. But only for Tyler. NOT Will with his Grandma Mercedes.

[murphy mcvey @murphymcvey]

Mercedes saying she believes in signs on her date with Tyler after they saw a shooting star…dude…Will’s grandmas name is MERCEDES @BachParadise

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

In case you didn’t know, Jess feels bloated today. That’s why she’s wearing a one piece.

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

I love directors that use the same cast in every project. I like that they have all their little buddies.